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World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« on: April 05, 2010, 05:54:12 PM »
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World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7552635/Worlds-biggest-rabbit-weighs-three-and-a-half-stone.html


This Easter Bunny weighs a whopping three-and-a-half stone and is four foot three inches long - making him the biggest rabbit ever recorded.
 
Published: 3:00PM BST 04 Apr 2010

 Darius, a Continental Giant who is only 13 months old, eats 12 carrots a day to keep up his strength as well as two daily meals of a pair of bowls of rabbit mix, three apples and a cabbage.

And he still has not reached his full size, with owner Annette Edwards, 59, preparing herself for another six months of growth before he hits full size.

Ms Edwards, from Worcester, has bred big bunnies before but Darius has been recognised as the largest rabbit ever recorded.

She said: "I only measured him this weekend and that was when I realised he was much bigger than Alice, who is the current record holder.

"He is so gentle and I wonder if this has helped him grow bigger than the rest. He does run around all the time, so I guess the combination of food and exercise has worked out for him.

"He really is a handsome beast though, there's always a bit of a glint in his eye when you go near him."

Darius is the son of current record holder Alice and the grandson of earlier owner of the crown Amy.

Ralph, owned by Pauline Grant, who hit the headlines at the start of the year is his stepbrother but is dwarfed by his half-sibling.

Ms Edwards had recently started auditions to find a man to hold Alice at personal appearances around the globe.

But now the lucky job applicant will have to have a few more muscles to his name as Darius is much heavier than Alice.

Ms Edwards said: "I think it's nice that the record is being kept in the family. The frightening thing is that Darius is still growing so he could be absolutely massive by the time he reaches full size.

"People ask me what my secret is, but there really isn't one other than just treating them well and really looking after them."

A spokesman from Guinness World Records said: "This is the biggest bunny in the world. Darius is bigger than all the previous record holding rabbits. It's unbelievable that a rabbit could grow to over four-foot long."
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 05:56:04 PM »
FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES DOOM PTARMIGANS
BUNNIES=PTARMIGAN OPPRESSORS
BUNNIES ARE GOD ENEMIES
BUNNIES HATE GOD
GOD HATES BUNNIES
BUNNIES GAVE GOD UP
GOD GAVE BUNNIES UP
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 06:01:59 PM »
FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES DOOM PTARMIGANS
BUNNIES=PTARMIGAN OPPRESSORS
BUNNIES ARE GOD ENEMIES
BUNNIES HATE GOD
GOD HATES BUNNIES
BUNNIES GAVE GOD UP
GOD GAVE BUNNIES UP



Ptarmigans better start bulking up...
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 06:03:42 PM »

Ptarmigans better start bulking up...

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 06:13:01 PM »
God has a "Kill Button" that causes all filthy bunnies to drop dead.

That better be a big button
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 06:43:12 PM »
How's it feel, knowing there are bunnies who think ptarmigans are nice little chew toys?
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 07:02:58 PM »
That is one big wabbit!

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 07:56:08 PM »
That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 09:14:42 PM »
That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 10:12:20 PM »
That girl is NOT 9 years old. I'd say 4 or 5.

That said, the Ptarmigans are gonna be overrun by cute bunny heavy infantry if they don't stop preening their plumage and start working out. The little girl can pick one up, can a glorified chicken...I mean, ptarmigan lift one?
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That's just wishful thinking. Bunnies will be defeated before they can even mobilize because their Days/Armageddon is coming. It will get them before they even know it.  :evillaugh:
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 10:13:24 PM »
That better be a big button


It's just a regular red button enclosed in a glass casing. God will just have to pull the casing off and push the button.
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 10:14:03 PM »
How's it feel, knowing there are bunnies who think ptarmigans are nice little chew toys?


That'll just get cadmium poisoning and that's fine with me.  :evillaugh:
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 05:35:22 AM »
Wow can you imagine the pellets that rabbit makes
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 07:46:01 AM »
That bunny is bigger than my Aussie!  :o  We had a Flemish Giant for several years but he was probably 20 lbs, tops.
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 12:18:18 PM »
That would make one big assed pot of rabbit stew.

Yummy

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 05:50:03 AM »
Wow can you imagine the pellets that rabbit makes

I was more thinking of the pelt it would make...

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 02:22:05 PM »
I was more thinking of the pelt it would make...


I gotcher sister's pelt.

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 06:31:57 PM »
That would make one big assed pot of rabbit stew.

Yummy

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 06:39:10 PM »
I like to see that beast in Hell for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!  :evillaugh:

Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 07:06:51 PM »
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Bunnies are filthy and murdering wankerous sodomites that oppress and kill ptarmigans. They keep ptarmigans down and unknown. If ptarmigans were well known like the puffin, bunnies would exposed as the evil freaks that they are. They are bloodthirsty beasts that hate and mock God. God hates lagomorphs and will condemn them to eternal damnation for their crimes in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2010, 07:08:45 PM »
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Pharmy is crazier than a fruitbat...and prob'ly related to the fruitbat now that I am thinking about it.
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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2010, 07:09:27 PM »
Pharmy is crazier than a fruitbat...and prob'ly related to the fruitbat now that I am thinking about it.

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2010, 07:47:15 PM »
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

Just back away slowly..... very slowly..... from this thread............ 

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2010, 07:51:28 PM »
I am not crazy. I am a truthteller.

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Re: World's biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2010, 07:56:37 PM »
Uhhh... anybody have a little background they're willing to share or a link to something that might explain the animosity I sense?

It is likely a long, twisted and hilarious tale.