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Offline bijou

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Crocodile attacks urinating man
« on: October 01, 2009, 05:15:18 AM »
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Cancun - A crocodile attacked a young American tourist as he tried to urinate in a lagoon near the Mexican tourist resort of Cancun, police said on Tuesday.

Andrew Dales, 20, confessed he had been on a mission to relieve himself when the crocodile suddenly snapped at him, said police spokesperson Alejandro Solorzano.

Dales suffered "multiple bite wounds" to his leg and neck and was also left with a head injury after the reptile knocked him to the ground, Solorzano said.

Lagoons in the area are dotted with crocodile warning signs.
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I bet he regrets that snap decision.
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 05:47:18 AM »
I wonder who leaked the story...
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Offline LC EFA

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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 06:02:24 AM »
He must have been pretty pissed ....
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 06:05:17 AM »
What a crock.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 06:23:41 AM »
They tend to do that when you wave meat in their face.







Could have been worse. It could have been Bwany Fwank lurking in the muddy water.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 07:18:26 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 01, 2009, 06:23:41 AM
They tend to do that when you wave meat in their face.







Could have been worse. It could have been Bwany Fwank lurking in the muddy water.

Or Elton John.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 07:24:37 AM »
If I were that croc, I'd be pissed at the guy who was pissing on MY head.

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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »
The reporter who found this story must be a real whiz.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 07:56:26 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 01, 2009, 05:47:18 AM
I wonder who leaked the story...
I don't know but he'll be flushed with success seeing it in print.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 08:01:37 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 01, 2009, 07:56:26 AM
I don't know but he'll be flushed with success seeing it in print.
I wonder if his services are listed in the yellow pages.
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Re: Crocodile attacks urinating man
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 08:17:14 AM »
gives new meaning to "shrinkage"......
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