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Offline Chris_

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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2009, 07:28:40 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 20, 2009, 12:54:27 AM
Seriously, who dresses her, and why haven't they been publicly beaten with hammers yet?
Rove, you magnificent b*stard.   :lmao:
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2009, 07:29:21 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 07:12:34 PM
She does look pretty good in the dress below, but it was totally inappropriate for the occasion.  Who friggen dresses this woman? 


Looks lke she got in a high school food fight....and lost...bad.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2009, 07:34:25 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 20, 2009, 07:29:21 PM
Looks lke she got in a high school food fight....and lost...bad.


BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike those other monstrosities she has worn in the past.  
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2009, 07:35:05 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 07:34:25 PM
BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike that other monstrosities she has worn in the past. 
Lace collar on a pig.   :uhsure: :-)
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2009, 07:43:48 PM »
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2009, 07:54:48 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
:p


Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone...and she's got some big bones.   :-)
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2009, 07:58:01 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 20, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone...and she's got some big bones.   :-)

Are you calling Michelle big "boneded"?   :p
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2009, 07:59:03 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
Are you calling Michelle big "boneded"?   :p
Well, she did marry a bonehead.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2009, 08:40:09 PM »
Someone teach the first lady how to walk and stand!!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!! :thatsright:
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2009, 08:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 20, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Someone teach the first lady how to walk and stand!!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!! :thatsright:
She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2009, 08:48:38 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 20, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.


She's always reminded me of Jim Carrey's character, Vera de Milo.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2009, 08:48:46 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 20, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.


LOL! But with the personality of Aunt Esther!
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 20, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
She remindes me of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine", except that Geraldine was funny and well liked.


I think Geraldine may have been more feminine .

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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2009, 08:51:10 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 20, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
I think Geraldine may have been more feminine .





...and clearly more fashionable.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2009, 08:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 20, 2009, 08:48:46 PM
LOL! But with the personality of Aunt Esther!
....or the wicked witch of the west.
Oh wait, that's  Bella Pelosi....nevermind.
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2009, 09:18:49 PM »

Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.

Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 07:34:25 PM
BUT the shape of the dress is flattering, unlike those other monstrosities she has worn in the past.  

From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:

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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2009, 09:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 20, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.

From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:



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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2009, 09:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 20, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.
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You can say that again. What the hell is she matching on?
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2009, 10:43:09 PM »
I was thinking she was more on the Tyler Perry character Madea but maybe that is just me :evillaugh:
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2009, 11:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 20, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Inappropriate for the event and the shoes were all wrong again.

From another angle it sure doesn't - hugh floral prints like this will magnify any bad feature - in this case, it's the ass:



Is she some type of amazon or something? 
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2009, 11:36:46 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 20, 2009, 11:08:17 PM
Is she some type of amazon or something? 

She's something like 5'11" without shoes.

Why on earth would she wear a dress like that to a posthumous MOH ceremony.....and who told her to put teal shoes with that dress?!? It's looks like something to wear to a summer cocktail party....with black high heeled sandals....
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2009, 06:29:01 AM »
She needs to take a lesson on how to dress from a true lady Laura Bush
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2009, 07:51:34 AM »
Quote from: newbiered on September 21, 2009, 06:29:01 AM
She needs to take a lesson on how to dress from a true lady Laura Bush
Maybe Hillary will loan her a few pantsuits.   :-)
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2009, 09:50:33 AM »
"If your ass is wider than your shoulders, you might be the first.............err.........lady?"
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Re: Michelle Obama wears suicide belt, blows up fashion sense.
« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2009, 10:12:28 AM »
So if they play, "Hail to the Chief" when Barack walks in the room, do they have to play, "Baby Got Back" when Michelle walks in a room?

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