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Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« on: July 07, 2009, 02:46:08 PM »

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A 46-year-old exotic dancer from Moorhead, Minn., has been charged with extorting $7,000 from a married pastor by threatening to expose their money-for-sex relationship to his wife and church leadership.

Bunny Annette Byington was charged last week in Clay County District Court and released on $500 bail on Thursday.

Once the pastor told Byington that he could come up with no more hush money, Byington followed through on her threat and told the pastor's wife, a senior pastor and assistant to the bishop about the affair, according to the charges. ...
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OK, I just posted it for the pic.  :-)
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 02:47:46 PM »
WTF!??? Can't ANYONE get a stripper that looks good???   Yeesh! 
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 02:48:02 PM »
dear God, it looks like some one beat her with an ugly stick... I mean, it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down... I mean, it looks like- yeah, I think you get the idea.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 02:49:38 PM »
Where was the spork alert?  That looks like Rosie ODonnell  and Roseanne Barr had a baby.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 02:53:00 PM »
I'm kind of surprised and disappointed that no one has made a joke about the name of the town yet.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 02:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 07, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
I'm kind of surprised and disappointed that no one has made a joke about the name of the town yet.
FFS I just got here!
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2009, 03:57:48 PM »
"A 46-year-old exotic dancer from Moorhead, Minn." ....and picture to boot......with standards that low there is no excuse for DUmmie women not having a job.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 04:14:36 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 07, 2009, 03:57:48 PM
"A 46-year-old exotic dancer from Moorhead, Minn." ....and picture to boot......with standards that low there is no excuse for DUmmie women not having a job.
Except they don't like pastors.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2009, 05:48:07 PM »
Dancer.  Moorhead.

This stuff just writes itself.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2009, 06:00:13 PM »
Good Lord, is that what passes for "exotic" in Moorhead MN?  No wonder they sent Stuart Smalley to the Senate.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2009, 06:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on July 07, 2009, 06:00:13 PM
Good Lord, is that what passes for "exotic" in Moorhead MN?  No wonder they sent Stuart Smalley to the Senate.

Thank GOD she didn't have her winter coat of fur on yet.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 09:21:26 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 07, 2009, 05:48:07 PM
Dancer.  Moorhead.

This stuff just writes itself.
And her name was Bunny.

No relation.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2009, 09:42:57 PM »
I've known a few beautiful women who look like this without hair and makeup. 

Her eyebrows are neat and groomed. 
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 09:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 07, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
I've known a few beautiful women who look like this without hair and makeup. 

Her eyebrows are neat and groomed. 

Must be some really good makeup.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2009, 09:53:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Must be some really good makeup.
Sherwin Williams or Porter Paints???
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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2009, 10:19:58 PM »
Spackle.  Stage makeup.

I knew a girl singer who was stunning, especially on stage.  Once we stayed at the same hotel and I ran into her at the coffee bar early in the morning.  I actually let out a little scream.   
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »
"Gimme your money, or I'll let them know your standards are THIS ****ING LOW..."
Crude but, effective.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2009, 01:24:26 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 07, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
I'm kind of surprised and disappointed that no one has made a joke about the name of the town yet.

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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 10:11:12 PM »
I'd hit it...... :whatever:
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 10:39:17 PM »
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Bunny Annette Byington was charged last week...

Cue another anti-rabbit rant from Ptarmy in 3...2...1...
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2009, 03:58:03 PM »
It gets really strange...
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Court documents say Byington told the pastor around Easter that she was “post-menopausal, so there was no chance she would get pregnant and no need to use a condom anymore.” Later, she told Ostgarden she was pregnant and apologized for lying to him, then told him she had a miscarriage and was keeping the fetus in embalming fluid, the documents say

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/246164/


The Fargo paper dug the dirt....
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2009, 04:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Bondai on July 10, 2009, 10:11:12 PM
I'd hit it...... :whatever:
....with a tire iron.
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Re: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner (pic goodness too)
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