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Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?

I've decided it isn't, just broke open my bottle of cheap prosecco.

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2023, 03:00:13 PM »
I'd go with 34 shots of booze. That would get a person to the level of Drunken Aunt Nance Greggs, silly coot ol' Malaise, or even the deceased Wee Willie Pitt.
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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2023, 03:33:42 PM »
I mean, the next hearing isn't until December 4th, so knock yourself out. Wait, that's not what I meant!

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2023, 04:31:24 PM »
I mean, the next hearing isn't until December 4th, so knock yourself out. Wait, that's not what I meant!

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2023, 05:01:13 PM »
I'd go with 34 shots of booze. That would get a person to the level of Drunken Aunt Nance Greggs, silly coot ol' Malaise, or even the deceased Wee Willie Pitt.

Oh Mercy!  34 shots of booze?  Surely that would kill them. ...

Then again, hmmm!  Not such a bad idea!  *most-enjoyable-evil-grin*  :-)

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2023, 05:08:30 PM »
Save it until he's acquitted, then you can drink your pain away.
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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2023, 05:22:49 PM »
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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2023, 05:25:34 PM »
With your shorts around your ankles and a sore ass  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-) :-) :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

And a smile.

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2023, 06:37:04 PM »
And a smile.

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Re: Is it too early to start drinking in celebration of 34 felonies?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2023, 07:14:19 PM »
And $11.50 tucked in the Sponge Bob boxers.

Holy cow, no wonder he hurts. At least 23 customers while he was out!

I wonder how many didn't pay...

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