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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2015, 04:13:50 PM »
My nomination for the Willie is likely to be looking up at the roots by now with heroin still oozing from the needle marks...Taverner

Uh huh.

The unhappy fate of Taverner reminds me of something.

These are the past winners of the Top DUmmies, the number one top of the heap:

2014: mopinko, Big Mo
2013: DainBramaged, walrus-face
2012: BanTheGOP
2011: nadinbrzezinski
2010: Proud2BLibKansas, the dysmenopausal Kansas schoolteacher Anne
2009: greenbriar, demtenjeep, Pamela
2008: TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
2007: TomInTib, the lying tits primitive
2006: drunken Bill
2005: Distressed American, dysfunctional American

Lamond needs to contemplate upon that list.

The reason he needs to is a little obscure, but he's so smart he can figure it out.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2015, 12:27:46 PM »
Bob being an idiot today reminded me: the nominations thus far--

Top DUmmies

BainsBane, jugs
bravenak (the real one, not the fake one here)
BuzzClik. the buzzy one
cali, the bitter old Vermontese
diabeticman
Erich Bloodaxe, who lives off his woman
fizzgig, thunderthighs
Fred Sanders
grasswire, Vikingesque Judy
malaise
Manny Goldstein, franksolich's good pal
MineralMan, the mineral-headed Minnesota Moses 
MrScorpio, MrsCorpio, Lamond
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
randys1, the watchman, the fake black guy
Rex
TheMastersNemesis, Bob, Peg-Leg
Tobin S.
TorchtheWitch
trumad, truemud

the William Rivers Pitt award

Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
Taverner

The screen-names might, or might not, be thoroughly accurate, but this is the first publication of the list.  The next time I do this, listing the nominees, the names will be exact.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2015, 03:05:50 PM »
Having DUmp died and been resurrected more times that Christopher Lee's Dracula, I nominate William Rivers Pitt the Third, or whatever.  I forget why he left earlier this year and I forget why he came back a few weeks ago, William Rivers Pitt the Third, or whatever leaves a blank space in my mind just like Dracula leaves in a mirror.  Less a monster than a wraith, William Rivers Pitt the Third, or whatever, seems to exist and yet very seldom does anything memorable enough to justify that seeming existence.

The few memorable events in the life of William Rivers Pitt the Third, or whatever include placing the start of the Third American Empire with the crowd chanting USA! USA! during the Miracle on Ice hockey game during the 1980 Olympics.  Dressing up as a gay cowboy so that he could be more delicious to the ticks infesting the ditch in Texas back when Cindy Sheehan was a person of interest on the DUmp. And then there was that time William Rivers Pitt the Third, or whatever, was mugged by a brick.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2015, 05:17:29 PM »
I was looking through some ummmm.... files and I came across 1strongblackman aka "1stupidblackman". He deserves consideration for top ten IMO.

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2015, 11:19:16 PM »
Before I hit the sack for the night, the rich bitch kpete and Scuba.

As soon as I get around to it tomorrow (Tuesday), there'll be a special thread in the Sandhills forum showing off the best features of the nominated primitives, so as to make selection easier when voting comes.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2015, 06:01:00 AM »
I've been thinking about nominating a certain primitive, Skippy, NYC_SKP, but decided not to.  However, if someone else nominates him, I guess I'll vote for him for the top ten somewhere, although not in the top five.

Skippy was tossed off of Skins's island last May, one of the best decisions my fellow alum Skins ever made, for being negative about the inevitable Democrat nominee for president--and not only that, but also proselytizing his negativity to other primitives.  And given how popular he was, that was a lot of brand-new Bernie bullies he created.

He hangs on Discussionist, but despite that he's been banned from Skins's island, he still exercises a great deal of malevolent behind-the-scenes influence on the primitives, instructing and guiding them on how to disrupt, how to make Skins's life miserable, how to distress the primitives sincerely interested in presenting a competent Democrat nominee to the public.

Whenever the Bernie bullies are up to some mischief, Skippy's behind it.

Skippy's main problem--besides his brain damage from surgery--is a lack of humility; he thinks he knows better than professional Democrats, what's best for the Democrat party.  Skippy's expertise is engineering and architecture; when it comes to politics, Skippy doesn't know zilch.

Just as I'm sure professional Democrats, when seeking engineering or architectural insight, would consult Skippy, an expert in those fields, Skippy needs to leave choosing Democrat candidates in the hands of experts in that field, and humbly accept their judgement.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2015, 06:28:49 AM »
Before one forgets--and this can happen during the excitement of the moment: the abortion-loving PeaceNikki primitive, who deserves top spot if Lamond doesn't.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2015, 06:54:58 AM »
mopinko, the dysfunctional Chicago faux farmer.  Failure at everything she does, especially "raising" her 5 kids, and maintaining a chicken coop/toxic dump biohazard in the middle of the city.

TheMastersNemesis, aka hopalong Bob, the monoped moron who believes if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.  His voluminous tomes serve as proof DUmmies and liberals shouldn't be in charge of anything sharper than a bowling ball, or more complicated than a stick.

grasswire, the puke pie specialist, who seems to be escaping the watchful eye of her handlers more often these days to post at the DUmp.  Either Judy is becoming more Houdini-like, or her caretakers are getting tired of her, and just don't give a shit anymore.

Omaha Steve, the union fellatioist who is without a doubt the world's most complete failure as a human being to ever exist.  He has been a complete and utter ****up his entire life, in everything he's ever done, including dying.

laserhaus, the legal "mastermind" determined to bring down the VRWC and all who participate in it.  Persistence is his forte, even after having cases thrown out of numerous courts, continues to refile them, even in the same courts that dismissed his stupidity the first time!   
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2015, 07:19:36 AM »
Did anyone nominate boston bean yet?

All the evidence is in the thread below . . .

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=105446.0
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2015, 07:24:22 AM »
Did anyone nominate boston bean yet?

All the evidence is in the thread below . . .

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=105446.0

Yeah, I was planning to get her nominated on Saturday, if she hadn't been.

In the meantime, I've tossed in the towel.

By nominating the abortion-loving PeaceNikki primitive, I've denied Lamond, my candidate, top spot.

One can bank on it; the abortion-loving primitive's pretty much landslided it; even I'm going to be compelled to vote her number one.

Maybe Lamond can ascend to third or second spot, which ain't chopped liver, but it wouldn't be the same as Top DUmmie.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2015, 05:47:08 PM »
Did anyone nominate boston bean yet?

All the evidence is in the thread below . . .

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=105446.0

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2015, 06:05:12 PM »
Nominations close this coming Saturday, circa supper time, remember.

The nominations thus far:

Top DUmmies

1strongblackman
BainsBane, jugs
boston bean, one of jugs' pals
bravenak (the real one, not the fake one here)
BuzzClik. the buzzy one
cali, the bitter old Vermontese
diabeticman
Erich Bloodaxe, who lives off his woman
fizzgig, thunderthighs
Fred Sanders
grasswire, Vikingesque Judy
kpete, the rich bitch
laserhaas
malaise
Manny Goldstein, franksolich's good pal
MineralMan, the mineral-headed Minnesota Moses
mopinko, Big Mo 
MrScorpio, MrsCorpio, Lamond
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
PeaceNikki
randys1, the watchman, the fake black guy
Rex
Scuba
TheMastersNemesis, Bob, Peg-Leg
Tobin S.
TorchtheWitch
trumad, truemud
William Pitt

the William Rivers Pitt award

Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
Taverner
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2015, 09:31:00 PM »
Nominations close this coming Saturday, circa supper time, remember.

The nominations thus far:

Top DUmmies

1strongblackman
BainsBane, jugs
boston bean, one of jugs' pals
bravenak (the real one, not the fake one here)
BuzzClik. the buzzy one
cali, the bitter old Vermontese
diabeticman
Erich Bloodaxe, who lives off his woman
fizzgig, thunderthighs
Fred Sanders
grasswire, Vikingesque Judy
kpete, the rich bitch
laserhaas
malaise
Manny Goldstein, franksolich's good pal
MineralMan, the mineral-headed Minnesota Moses
mopinko, Big Mo 
MrScorpio, MrsCorpio, Lamond
nadinbrzezinski, the cousin
Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
PeaceNikki
randys1, the watchman, the fake black guy
Rex
Scuba
TheMastersNemesis, Bob, Peg-Leg
Tobin S.
TorchtheWitch
trumad, truemud
William Pitt

the William Rivers Pitt award

Omaha Steve, the big guy who's terminal
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
Taverner




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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2015, 08:16:20 AM »
For DOTY nominating two of the stupidest and looniest creatures ever to inhabit the earth.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2015, 04:49:55 PM »
Oh now, how could we fail to not have kentuck on the ballot?
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2015, 05:32:22 PM »
passiveporcupine, based soley on the information contained in this thread:  http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=105118

NJCher, for providing a fairly steady stream of entertainment this year once again:


NJCher primitive steams up some roaches:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=104357.msg1309345#msg1309345

NJCher cooks up some more puke stew and buys a massive amount of cauliflower:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=104530.msg1311540#msg1311540

No NJCher nomination is complete without the spectre of... yes... the puke stew:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100517.msg1265039#msg1265039

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2015, 05:42:00 PM »
Oh my yes.

The passiveporcupine needs attention; I suggest one read what's at the link.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2015, 07:15:00 PM »
My #1 nomination has to be randys1...I'm quite sure I've never seen, IRL or on-line, a someone who purports to be a man that acts more like a whiny, panty-knotted, six year old girl. If he isn't already a tranny, he really needs to seriously consider it.

#2 would be malaise...she really caught my eye after the PP shooting, with her constant screeching...I didn't think ANYONE could love abortion more than PeaceNikki, but I was wrong. 

#3 would be Hoyt...he's in his element with all of the shootings, and is approaching randys1-level hysteria over RKBA in our great country.

I would also respectfully ask if CC leadership has ever considered an award to the most un-DUmmie like DUmmie?

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2015, 07:20:19 PM »
I would also respectfully ask if CC leadership has ever considered an award to the most un-DUmmie like DUmmie?

Any DUmbass that doesn't "tow" the line is quickly met with a tombstone. 

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2015, 07:34:44 PM »
I would also respectfully ask if CC leadership has ever considered an award to the most un-DUmmie like DUmmie?

I'm late to the party, but BattleHymn above already answered.

A few years back, when we had sob-sisters among our members, who thought we shouldn't be so "mean" to the primitives, such an award was considered.....until everyone else remembered that praising a primitive in the DUmpster is the kiss of death for that primitive on Skins's island.

That's why positive comments, no matter how well deserved, about primitives are discouraged.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2015, 09:49:32 PM »
Ah, makes perfect sense, thanks!

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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2015, 06:40:44 AM »
Ooops, have we overlooked WillyT, the figurehead leader of the Bernie bullies on Skins's island?

I say "figurehead" because it's obvious that the now-banned Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive, is pulling the strings from behind the curtain, so as to create mischief for Skins.  WillyT was never smart enough to lead any group of primitives on his own.

I'm still wavering about whether or not to nominate Skippy himself; the feat his pals pulled off in San Bernardino the other day makes me lean towards the former, but as we still have 36 hours before nominations close, I'll sleep on it one more night.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2015, 07:11:24 AM »
NJCher, for providing a fairly steady stream of entertainment this year once again:

NJCher primitive steams up some roaches:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=104357.msg1309345#msg1309345

NJCher cooks up some more puke stew and buys a massive amount of cauliflower:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=104530.msg1311540#msg1311540

No NJCher nomination is complete without the spectre of... yes... the puke stew:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100517.msg1265039#msg1265039

I'd considered making Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor a repeat winner of the franksolich, but recent events in the cooking and baking forum have moved me from scorn to pity for her.

During the summer--I think it was the summer--dear old sweet Lu, who apparently had not died despite the rumors, showed up for a couple of minutes and informed Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor that she was now hostess of the cooking and baking forum, although dear old sweet Lu refused to resign her position officially. 

As long as dear old sweet Lu remains the official hostess, she has access to the closed host/hostess forum on Skins's island, where the personal lives and details of primitives are described.  If nothing else, dear old sweet Lu likes to be in on the gossip.

Now, this was shortly after the cbayer primitive had taken her leave, and left, as she was tired of dealing with the God-hating primitives and the Bernie bullies.  Also, her eccentric English husband because of old age, is getting more and more eccentric, taking up more of her time and attention.

And so there she was, Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor, left alone without help to run the cooking and baking forum.  Not to mention that she's constantly busy in real life, teaching.

The cooking and baking forum had declined precipitously since the new DU came into being, due to the negligence and apathy of dear old sweet Lu, and now is only a shadow of its former self. 

Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor's valiantly trying to rejuvenate it, but dear old sweet Lu had ruined it so much it's unlikely that even if Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor had ten times the time, and ten times the help she gets from others, she could restore it.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2015, 07:22:35 AM »
Oh now, how could we fail to not have kentuck on the ballot?

He sure put himself into the running with his anti gun thread I was reading earlier.
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Re: official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2015
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2015, 09:57:51 AM »
I'd considered making Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor a repeat winner of the franksolich, but recent events in the cooking and baking forum have moved me from scorn to pity for her.

During the summer--I think it was the summer--dear old sweet Lu, who apparently had not died despite the rumors, showed up for a couple of minutes and informed Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor that she was now hostess of the cooking and baking forum, although dear old sweet Lu refused to resign her position officially. 

As long as dear old sweet Lu remains the official hostess, she has access to the closed host/hostess forum on Skins's island, where the personal lives and details of primitives are described.  If nothing else, dear old sweet Lu likes to be in on the gossip.

Now, this was shortly after the cbayer primitive had taken her leave, and left, as she was tired of dealing with the God-hating primitives and the Bernie bullies.  Also, her eccentric English husband because of old age, is getting more and more eccentric, taking up more of her time and attention.

And so there she was, Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor, left alone without help to run the cooking and baking forum.  Not to mention that she's constantly busy in real life, teaching.

The cooking and baking forum had declined precipitously since the new DU came into being, due to the negligence and apathy of dear old sweet Lu, and now is only a shadow of its former self. 

Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor's valiantly trying to rejuvenate it, but dear old sweet Lu had ruined it so much it's unlikely that even if Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor had ten times the time, and ten times the help she gets from others, she could restore it.

Lu is content to sit on the throne of power without putting in any of the hard work.

Or maybe only the best recipes get shared at the big kids' table in the host/hostess forum.