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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: RuralNc on November 19, 2022, 08:27:44 PM
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iemanja (51,629 posts)
I just ordered the flowers for Nancy and Paul Pelosi!
We ordered the flowers below but doubled up.
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/56efa9_5bbdda12ee09436894361092d5c5a008~mv2.png)
I thanked Madam Speaker for service as the best Speaker in US history and wished Paul a speedy recovery. I explained that we raised $4200 for Senator Warnock in her honor and that many of our members had volunteered for GOTV and curing House ballots. I noted that she inspired us every day and that our hearts would be with them this Thanksgiving.
The flower GoFundMe raised $360. That yielded $345.35 from GoFundMe because they take a cut. The flowers and vase cost $300 + a 25$ tip + tax came to $365 and change.
The flowers will be delivered on Wednesday so that the Pelosi's can enjoy them for Thanksgiving.
Thanks so much to everyone who participated!
Now, I dont know much. Im a simple man. But this absurdity from the DUmp. The same a-holes who claim, with tears in their eyes every time a D. gives a speech, that somehow the Repubs are THEE cult members. :???:
Lurking mutts, do you think the Nancy and Paul really care? Im sure they will just toss them into the corner. To die. Maybe with the occasional glance at them, wondering which House Servant brought those hideous Department Store Flowers. All this while dining on Roasted Pheasant.
onecaliberal (27,824 posts)
3. I never saw it
Dont worry. Your lack of a $5 contribution wouldnt change much.
iemanja (51,629 posts)
8. I posted threads every single day about it
I'm sorry you missed it.
Im detecting a little discontent here. Maybe the moron known as "onecaliberal" isnt a very good D? Maybe they should booted from the island. :loser:
MLAA (13,159 posts)
11. Thank you for coordinating for us!
The flowers are going to be gorgeous!
How did you sign the card? ❤️
iemanja (51,629 posts)
14. A signed it Democratic Underground
So, the card was signed from "Democratic Underground"? Nancy will probably think some of her coworkers from the Weather Underground were thinking about her. :-)
judesedit (2,893 posts)
19. The flowers are beautiful. Thank you for doing that for Nancy.
Wish I could have helped.
Why didnt you donate? What kind of terrible D are you? :loser:
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This is probably what will show up.
Happy Thanksgiving, DUmp.
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Lurking mutts, do you think the Nancy and Paul really care? Im sure they will just toss them into the corner. To die. Maybe with the occasional glance at them, wondering which House Servant brought those hideous Department Store Flowers. All this while dining on Roasted Pheasant.
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(https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/03/11/16/55/1000_F_311165573_VopFVAb7eaWVX7OePSHCDhsm4OYhWpSr.jpg)
This is probably what will show up.
Happy Thanksgiving, DUmp.
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Personally, as my mom used to say ...
"I wouldn't send the scraping of my nails" to either one of the Pelosis.
They do not deserve, nor most likely ... have respect for anything sent to them from we the lowly citizens of the US!
Then again (most-enjoyable-evil-grin) ... just finished emptying out the cat's litterbox ...
Hmmm? Perhaps they COULD get the message if I instead of trashing it, were to send it on to them? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I think she should be sent a picture of that homeless guy taking a crap on her driveway.
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I think she should be sent a picture of that homeless guy taking a crap on her driveway.
I think she should be sent to a 'home'...
:-)
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Can I send a pair of used underwear and a hammer to the evil communist bitch? That seems for apropos.
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Can I send a pair of used underwear and a hammer to the evil communist bitch? That seems for apropos.
Don't know that such heartfelt gifts would get through the airtight security at the Peelousy compound - they aren't boi toys for Paul, after all.
But I'm sure "healing white light" and photocopies of my hands will be well received. [/DUmbass]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I think she should be sent to a 'home'...
:-)
A home in prison or a gulag!!!
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I think she should be sent to a 'home'...
:-)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Even better CMD ... :cheersmate:
~ ABC
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A home in prison or a gulag!!!
A 'home' in ny where good care will be taken of her in the event of another pandemic.
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All this while dining on Roasted Pheasant.
With imported Russian caviar on the side, and creme brulee for dessert.
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Personally, as my mom used to say ...
"I wouldn't send the scraping of my nails" to either one of the Pelosis.
They do not deserve, nor most likely ... have respect for anything sent to them from we the lowly citizens of the US!
Then again (most-enjoyable-evil-grin) ... just finished emptying out the cat's litterbox ...
Hmmm? Perhaps they COULD get the message if I instead of trashing it, were to send it on to them? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The picture you posted made me think of the Rolling Stones song "Dead Flowers".
Well, when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folk that you know
I hope you won't see me in my ragged company
Cause you know I could never be alone
Take me down little Susie take me down
Cause I know you think you're the Queen of the Underground
You can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave