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Title: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2021, 12:59:22 PM
Me:

(https://i.ibb.co/b7RnGdJ/1223090192005746688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hC1vT8f)
Title: Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: dutch508 on March 29, 2021, 01:16:11 PM
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2021, 12:59:22 PM
Me:

(https://i.ibb.co/b7RnGdJ/1223090192005746688.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hC1vT8f)


She's drinking my beer!!!
Title: Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2021, 02:55:37 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 29, 2021, 01:16:11 PM

She's drinking my beer!!!

She can eat crackers in bed, for all I care.

I'll even buy her the crackers.
Title: Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 29, 2021, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 29, 2021, 02:55:37 PM
She can eat crackers in bed, for all I care.

I'll even buy her the crackers.

As one of my dear friends occasionally says, I'd drink her bathwater.
Title: Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 29, 2021, 03:45:18 PM
but can she make a sammich that looks like this...
(https://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/06/italian-party-panini.jpg)
Title: Re: Them: "The perfect woman doesn't exist."
Post by: Eupher on March 30, 2021, 06:45:59 AM
Even though she's got tats, that's a serious contribution to flexibility.

She puts the "p" in "pretzel".