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Golem:
Do you have a joke, video, pic, or other humorous item to post, but you're too lazy to give it a thread of its own, or you don't think it justifies its own thread?

Put it here.  :-)

Golem:
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

A man at the store asks the clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog would you ask if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

Golem:

Golem:
From The Hollywood Knights:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjIIHOy5qs[/youtube]

Chris:
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

    Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    knowledge in his field.. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
    classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
    dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    executed as soon as possible.

    Addendum: The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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