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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2011, 08:32:55 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 25, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
Bohner looks Orange, Obie Yellow and SloJo like a Dolt

That's cause Boehner is orange, The Won is yellow and SloJo is a dolt.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2011, 08:33:21 PM »
Uhhh, what illegal immigrants are pledging allegiance to OUR flag?

I remember many stories coming out of California of children of illegals complaining about how offensive the American flag was to them.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2011, 08:33:45 PM »
That SOTU is full of stupid.  Can no longer watch.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2011, 08:33:57 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 25, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
Bohner looks Orange, Obie Yellow and SloJo like a Dolt
Isn't that normal? :-)
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2011, 08:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:32:15 PM
I thought that guy sitting next to John Kerry was sleeping.  I bet he was, but just woke up because he heard clapping around him.

McCain?  :popcorn:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2011, 08:34:46 PM »
Whoa.

More than two hundred views and four pages of comments on this thread.

I have a confession to make, folks.

I'd started this thread simply as sarcasm, thinking no one would be interested.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2011, 08:34:50 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 25, 2011, 08:34:04 PM
McCain?  :popcorn:

No, the guy on the other side.  I don't know his name though.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2011, 08:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:33:21 PM
Uhhh, what illegal immigrants are pledging allegiance to OUR flag?
I remember many stories coming out of California of children of illegals complaining about how offensive the American flag was to them.
That's the liberal double talk.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2011, 08:36:56 PM »
"80% of Americans... access to high speed rail"

"98%... access to high-speed wireless"

All I hear is "we're going to spend more money".
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2011, 08:37:46 PM »
 :popcorn: So what did I miss? :-)
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2011, 08:38:22 PM »
Deficit!
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2011, 08:38:41 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on January 25, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
:popcorn: So what did I miss? :-)

Apparently nothing, because it's just been il Duce speaking, and they haven't shown Bela yet.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2011, 08:38:49 PM »
Exports and Job Creation!
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2011, 08:39:16 PM »
Free ponies?
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2011, 08:39:24 PM »
How long is this supposed to last. So freaking boring. Nonsensical. Eyes drooping.  Brain shutting down. Zzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2011, 08:39:59 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:39:16 PM
Free ponies?
Free WIRELESS ponies!! :hyper:

Free TRAIN ponies!! :hyper:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2011, 08:40:24 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 25, 2011, 08:38:41 PM
Apparently nothing, because it's just been il Duce speaking, and they haven't shown Bela yet.

I saw a quick glimpse of her. Let's just say if looks could kill... She's wearing some bright red suit.

Oh yeah: Regulations!
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 25, 2011, 08:39:59 PM
Free WIRELESS ponies!! :hyper:
Free TRAIN ponies!! :hyper:
EXACTLY! All on the backs of the taxpayers. :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2011, 08:41:20 PM »
Health care law is close to health care reform, right?

And bullshit you want to work with people that don't agree with you.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2011, 08:41:33 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on January 25, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
:popcorn: So what did I miss? :-)

ObutIlie is gonna fix immigration, fix education, and free the internets.  IOW, amnesty and free college, but not for me or thee.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2011, 08:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 25, 2011, 08:39:24 PM
How long is this supposed to last. So freaking boring. Nonsensical. Eyes drooping.  Brain shutting down. Zzzzzzzzzzz
One hour and 15 minutes
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2011, 08:42:18 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on January 25, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
ObutIlie is gonna fix immigration, fix education, and free the internets.  IOW, amnesty and free college, but not for me or thee.

And make laws telling YOU how to raise YOUR children.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2011, 08:43:42 PM »
"A legacy of deficit spending..."

**** you, asshole.  Mr. "I had more deficit spening in two years than my predecessor did in eight" :bird:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2011, 08:43:46 PM »
Crisis!

And blame Bush.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2011, 08:44:32 PM »
Spending freeze!

Ehh, close enough.
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