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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2011, 08:17:03 PM »
Boehner's pink tie is distracting me.  WTF was he thinking?

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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2011, 08:17:55 PM »
Sacrifice!
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2011, 08:18:49 PM »
Boehner's pink tie is distracting me.  WTF was he thinking?

Have they shown (no television here) Bela Pelosi sitting next to Roscoe Bartlett (R-Maryland) yet?

Roscoe's shoe-string ties used to drive me nuts.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2011, 08:20:00 PM »
Shout out to Al Gore and his interwebs invention.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2011, 08:21:52 PM »
Investment!

So close to saying "green." Stop with the "renewable energy."
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2011, 08:21:55 PM »
Shout out to Al Gore and his interwebs invention.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2011, 08:23:55 PM »
Biden looks so miserable... or he's constipated.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2011, 08:24:57 PM »
Biden looks so miserable... or he's constipated.

Both?
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2011, 08:26:10 PM »
Both?

Probably.  He just has that frown on his face.  Looks like he's about to cry though.  I'm going to keep watching to see if he sheds a tear.

Oh and yes, Obama looks yellow on my "teevee" too.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2011, 08:26:32 PM »
"Success is not a function of fame or PR"
 :lmao: :rotf: Gotta be kidding... Mr. Empty Suit himself.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2011, 08:26:54 PM »
Probably.  He just has that frown on his face.  Looks like he's about to cry though.  I'm going to keep watching to see if he sheds a tear.

Oh and yes, Obama looks yellow on my "teevee" too.

What's Bela look like?

Anybody notice?
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2011, 08:27:18 PM »
So...

They are going to make a law that focuses on what is best for MY kid?
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2011, 08:27:27 PM »
What's Bela look like?

Anybody notice?

Haven't seen her yet.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2011, 08:27:40 PM »
Fat Teddy's education bill isn't "what's best for kids"?  He's the one that wrote it.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2011, 08:28:22 PM »
So...

They are going to make a law that focuses on what is best for MY kid?

Yup, cause G-d knows you don't.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2011, 08:28:36 PM »
Saw Boehner shake his head and roll his eyes at Obama during his example of a high school located in Colorado between two gang turfs.  That made me giggle.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:03 PM »
I refuse to watch.

I'm having too much fun punching myself in the balls.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:18 PM »
Obie needs to forget his Sham Wow pitch an Show Me the Birth Certificate. :rotf:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:42 PM »
I refuse to watch.

I'm having too much fun punching myself in the balls.

Sake makes it bearable...

As well as the thought of a beer here in about 45 minutes.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:59 PM »
I refuse to watch.

I'm having too much fun punching myself in the balls.

Aren't your balls a little sore now?  You were suppose to be doing that during the F word episode on TLC.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2011, 08:30:02 PM »
Biden looks so miserable... or he's constipated.
Maybe he's trying to make out all the lies and can't decipher the liberal double talk.

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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2011, 08:30:39 PM »
Then how come my tuition is going up every year?  :bs:
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2011, 08:30:45 PM »
If you want to make a difference, become a unionized government employee. ::)

My sister studied for six years to become a teacher.  Come on, Barry... give her one of those 100,000 jobs.
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2011, 08:31:41 PM »
Bohner looks Orange, Obie Yellow and SloJo like a Dolt
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Re: State of the Union live thread
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2011, 08:32:15 PM »
I thought that guy sitting next to John Kerry was sleeping.  I bet he was, but just woke up because he heard clapping around him.
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