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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2010, 08:37:43 PM »
Biden has to have veneers. 

And why are Biden and Pelosi wearing purple?

What friggin goods are we gonna export?

Dood.  China makes our friggen goods!!!
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2010, 08:38:17 PM »
Uh Oh. He just dissed Sparky.

I'm missing it--so what NOW?
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2010, 08:38:41 PM »
The Republicans are spineless. Not one has walked out or cracked open a comic book.

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2010, 08:40:06 PM »
The Republicans are spineless. Not one has walked out or cracked open a comic book.

Or fallen asleep.

we broke thru the stalemate between left and right?

We fund only success?

My freaking foot.
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2010, 08:40:39 PM »
Biden has to have veneers. 

And why are Biden and Pelosi wearing purple?

What friggin goods are we gonna export?

Dood.  China makes our friggen goods!!!

He an nasty Nan must have had some girl talk about dress.  Too bad she didn;t tell him to wear a tie tac.  
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2010, 08:40:54 PM »
I'm missing it--so what NOW?

Apparently your nuke plant is old, dirty and outdated. He wants new clean non radioactive nuclear power plants. Cough cough thorium cough cough

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2010, 08:41:26 PM »
He's beating the hell out of the senate.
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2010, 08:42:05 PM »
Or fallen asleep.

we broke thru the stalemate between left and right?

We fund only success?

My freaking foot.

If he said every union teacher on tenure had to show results I would believe him.
Otherwise he is saying he will build a better car with broken parts.

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2010, 08:42:16 PM »
HS diploma no longer guarantees they can read it let alone get a good job.


BINGO!!
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2010, 08:42:33 PM »
WTF?

WTF?

WTF?

WTF is he talking about?
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2010, 08:44:17 PM »
Wheeeeee! Free money for everyone!!!11111

And I liked Bidens expression when Uncle'bom said he was chairing a task force..."I'm doing what?"

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2010, 08:44:52 PM »
The bullshit meter just went around so fast it broke.

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #62 on: January 27, 2010, 08:45:32 PM »
Does anyone else out there feel like they need a shower, with lye simply because they are watching this????

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2010, 08:45:44 PM »
And a shout out to Nebraska, Louisiana and the unions who get the sweet deals?


Prolly not...
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #64 on: January 27, 2010, 08:45:59 PM »
Has he gotten around to how the state of our union is yet ?


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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2010, 08:46:50 PM »
I'm pretty sure the Union iz drunk.

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2010, 08:47:32 PM »
Apparently your nuke plant is old, dirty and outdated. He wants new clean non radioactive nuclear power plants. Cough cough thorium cough cough

Guess he really doesn't know shit about thorium either...
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2010, 08:47:51 PM »
I got started on bingo half an hour late, I'm already buzzed.
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #68 on: January 27, 2010, 08:48:05 PM »
Has he gotten around to how the state of our union is yet ?



Yeah he said it is gettin worse as he speaks!!
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2010, 08:50:14 PM »
Where did Pelosi's neck go?  It looks like her head is sitting on her shoulders.

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #70 on: January 27, 2010, 08:50:36 PM »
Its not my fault!!!!!!!! super beer bong chug +111111

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #71 on: January 27, 2010, 08:51:27 PM »
smoke break. well, I am back now.  Damn good thing I bought more beer on the way home.
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2010, 08:52:25 PM »
Where did Pelosi's neck go?  It looks like her head is sitting on her shoulders.

It looks like a bird. 
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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2010, 08:53:25 PM »
O.K. so tax breaks were the problem but he's going to make more tax cuts...federal spending freeze while spending more....nothing is his fault...Hmmm. I need to find out who his pharmacist is.....

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Re: 2010 State of the Union Address (live thread)
« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2010, 08:53:37 PM »
MY WATCH.  Double drinky beer bong, from second story!
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