I realize noboby even pretends that this is a "family show".
In the interest of good taste and civility.. I will not credit the simple-minded jerk who posted this trash in the first place.
But I will say the following:
This country will certainly not be saved.. or benefited in any way by depraved and sickly foolish antics of 40 year old juveniles.
You should all be rather ashamed that such garbage is allowed to degrade what should a responsible adult forum.
My Goodness.
Where to start...
Okay. I am sorry if a Singing Shark inviting people to suck his dick was so patently and utterly offensive to your sensibilities.
I certainly did not realize that my posting of a Singing Shark inviting people to suck his dick was going to endanger the "country being saved" or getting in the way of it benefiting somehow. I guess more of us should take the time to consider the horrific ramifications social and psychological of rude sharks demanding oral sex and their effects on national recovery.
Sharks are in fact, pretty darn scary and I guess I should have taken that into account. A gay or aggressive shark demanding people service him orally is doubly scary as I should have realized before thoughtlessly endangering the national recovery efforts and degrading the entire forum with the shamefull oral antics of one of mans most feared predators.
It's funny though because Lions are really scary too but you never see them demanding hummers. Just the sharks. I saw an Anteater start a bar fight once by asking a biker for a "rub and a tug" but that was I guess a freak occurrence because every other Anteater I have ever gotten drunk with was really cool. Plus I think he was so hammered that he mistook this 6 foot hairy dude for the little Asian chick sitting next to him. Which is really kind of funny in and of itself.
Ya'know, given that the title of this thread was "Hypothetically Speaking" a Singing Shark demanding some skull action was really not out of line because, Hypothetically Speaking, that could happen, given enough mutation in the species and an outbreak of Mormonism in Singing Shark Wives. That was probably a slur against Mormons because I really don't know the Mormon Church's stance on the subject of oral sex between consenting Chrondrichthyes. Ah, But I digress.
My "depraved and sickly foolish antics" have indeed put us all at great risk and for that I am sorry. I once endangered the safety and well being of the Cruise Ship industry by posting a cartoon of a Singing Lemur demanding a Hand Job, so by now you think I would have learned my lesson. Come to think of it (Heh... No pun intended there) I should have remembered how all those people on the internet posting that cartoon of the Howler Monkey asking for a Dirty Sanchez almost started that Nuclear War back in 2000. Dear God, when
will we learn? Things on this Earth are bad enough without people posting pervert monkeys and trying to foment Nuclear Holocausts! Many people forget their history and overlook the part that chiseled images of Panda Bears demanding people give them Pompeii Steamers played in the eventual downfall of the Roman Empire.
So we really need to go into a period of self examination and self criticism regarding our individual actions and how they are making it easier for President Obama to turn the country into a nation of Flesh Robots with big antennas in our heads stomping forth in mechanical lockstep bringing flashing doom at the ends of our chrome socialist Death Ray Guns. Which is an idea I came up with for a movie where Ron Paul and Kurt Russel team up and form a human resistance group that fights... And I KNOW what you are thinking but it is
NOT a ripoff of the "Terminator" franchise!
Terminators are Human Flesh wrapped around a Robot chassis and my idea is FLESH robots with big ass antenna jammed into their brains. Okay, wait... Yeah the Shark and Dick thing. Again I appear to have digressed.
Obviously Sharks demanding oral gratification are WAAAAY too scary to contemplate as well as "depraved and sickly". I should have known better and I apologize for putting the country at risk.
I believe in the spirit of compromise though and that all things can be achieved if right thinking people put their heads together and try to find level ground so that they can all work together and bring it home for the team and win just one for the Gipper. So in the spirit of that I am posting THIS:
Cows are kind of cute and can't possibly sneak up on you by surging out of a pool filter and tearing your intestines out and shaking them at you before demanding oral sex. Sharks are sneaky bastards that would do that every time. Now I know that WE is afraid of cows for some reason but if everyone else is okay with it I will use the Singing Cow in the future rather than the shark so that we all don't die in some sort of really bad civil war brought on by my actions or letting Joeseph Stalin turn us all into Communists. Which I guess is what the Stalin quote was all about. Given that he has been dead for so long I sure as SHIT do NOT want to be the one who brings Zombie Stalin forth to feast on our Capitolist brains and turn us all into Commie Zombies. Which, by the way would ALSO be a ****ing kick ass movie. Bruce Willis could be the Commie Zombie fighting President and Alfred Molina would be GREAT as Zombie Stalin.
Thank you.
