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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #100 on: March 10, 2009, 09:02:01 AM »
TNO could get that many with just one or two.

Uh....who's "TNO?"
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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #102 on: March 10, 2009, 09:28:09 AM »
Okay.  I have thought it over and you know what?

I REFUSE to be blamed for oral sex seeking Singing Sharks destroying the fabric of this great nation!

Singing Sharks asking for Oral Gratification are not my fault and I for one am tired of being made to feel like a sexist or a racist everytime I express my admiration for someones daring and Chutzpah by comparing them to a Singing Shark asking, nay, DEMANDING a BJ!

Proclaiming your self evident importance and taking glory in your status is just a goshdarn fundamental RIGHT in this country! What could be more AMERICAN than standing up on your own two feet (or flippers or hooves) and proclaiming to the world that you are special! You are an AMERICAN!! A PATRIOT! and Further more you DEMAND that your patriotic red white and blue flag pole get some attention in a special way!


Why the heck did we kill all those Phoenicians and Nazis if it WASN'T so that we could boldly stand and sing out in glorious joy that we ARE who we are and we DEMAND the right to have our Johnson Permawaxed?  Why did we have the original Colonial Duma sign the Magna Carta if it wasn't to preserve the fundamental freedom to BE the SHARK and say unto the world, "Hey World! I'm a SHARK and dangnabbit, I want some oral gratification RIGHT now because I'm a SHARK!!!!"

When Dizzy Gillespie wrote Common Sense to try to get people to fight the Canadians to free the slaves, wasn't he just asking us ALL to remember that every now and then you have to BE the Shark?

When Knute Rockne beat Max Schmeling at table tennis in the 1912 Summer Olympics who among us didn't thrill when he stood up, became the Shark and gave the power fist to Hitler to show his solidarity with the cause of Women's Sufferage?  When Martin Luthor King Jr. nailed his 95 Theses to the door of that bus where they tried to make Rosa Parks do something that had to do with some sign posted somewhere, what was he being if not the Shark?  When Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill with the guys from Easy Rider and kept the Spanish from getting the Atomic Bomb wasn't he just being the Shark?

When the very first Cave Man walked out of the Garden Of Eden after killing that snake with the apple and looked at the world for the first time since that Black Stone thingy gave him the ability to throw bones in the air do you think he said, "Gee maybe I better not celebrate who I am and demand my due because it could bring Stalin back as a Zombie to help Barack Obama turn us all into Death ray wielding Robot Zombies?"

HELL NO!

He celebrated his independence from the British by loudly proclaiming who he was and what he wanted!!!!



Well I for one will not sit here and listen to people willing to forget all those historical lessons BAD MOUTH AMERICA!!!

The 10th Amendment to the Preamble gives me the right to do whatever I want to do on the internet!  It's called Freedom Of Choice Sir, and I will thank you to keep your USA out of my Intertubes.

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #103 on: March 10, 2009, 09:45:54 AM »
Uh....asdf.

Dunno how to break it to you, but The Diz didn't write "Common Sense." Thomas Paine did. Dizzy did write "Salt Peanuts", however.

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #104 on: March 10, 2009, 09:53:42 AM »
Uh....asdf.

Dunno how to break it to you, but The Diz didn't write "Common Sense." Thomas Paine did. Dizzy did write "Salt Peanuts", however.

Thank you.

Are you sure?

I'm almost certain I read that on a bubble gum wrapper one time when I was really drunk.

Huh.

Wait isn't Thomas Paine the guy who Mark Wahlburg played in that movie that just came out?  The really cool guy who could fly through the air in slow mo while shooting two pistols?





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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #105 on: March 10, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »
Uh....asdf.

Dunno how to break it to you, but The Diz didn't write "Common Sense." Thomas Paine did. Dizzy did write "Salt Peanuts", however.

Thank you.

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #106 on: March 10, 2009, 11:28:14 AM »
Are you sure?

I'm almost certain I read that on a bubble gum wrapper one time when I was really drunk.

Huh.

Wait isn't Thomas Paine the guy who Mark Wahlburg played in that movie that just came out?  The really cool guy who could fly through the air in slow mo while shooting two pistols?



Well, you might've seen it on a Double Bubble wrapper back in about 1979 or so, but beginning in 1981, the Bazooka bubble gum company got completely away from depicting scenes of bent trumpets and really heavy jowls.

Who the hell is Mark Wahlberg and what's he doing with two pistols?

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #107 on: March 10, 2009, 11:35:58 AM »
Uh....who's "TNO?"

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #108 on: March 10, 2009, 11:48:35 AM »
WTF happened to my thread??    :lmao:

Someone muzzle the troll already! 

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #109 on: March 10, 2009, 12:11:41 PM »
WTF happened to my thread??    :lmao:

Someone muzzle the troll already! 


Like they all do once they figure out that no one is taking their crap (screaming,other antics) he has left.

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #110 on: March 10, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
Well, you might've seen it on a Double Bubble wrapper back in about 1979 or so, but beginning in 1981, the Bazooka bubble gum company got completely away from depicting scenes of bent trumpets and really heavy jowls.

Who the hell is Mark Wahlberg and what's he doing with two pistols?

My Bad.

It wasn't Thomas Paine I was thinking of it was MAX Payne.








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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #111 on: March 10, 2009, 12:41:53 PM »
WTF happened to my thread??    :lmao:

Someone muzzle the troll already! 


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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #112 on: March 10, 2009, 12:46:44 PM »
asdf:  H5!!!!

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #113 on: March 10, 2009, 01:08:57 PM »
My Bad.

It wasn't Thomas Paine I was thinking of it was MAX Payne.






This is a serious forum for serious discussion (as long as yabadoo can remember for his whole week of membership and knowledge of this forum's posters and history). You are undeserving of his respect (as he has reciprocated beautifully with the "sniping-trolls" and "John McShame conservatives" pre-emptive comments.)
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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #114 on: March 10, 2009, 01:14:10 PM »
Max Paine, the younger and less understood brother of Thomas, who fought as a spy for the United States against Great Britian, was quoted as saying, "I regret I have only one life to give for my country...and these two Berreta 93Rs, bitches!"
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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #115 on: March 10, 2009, 01:22:50 PM »
blah, blah, blah, John McShame conservatives, etc.

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2009, 12:33:07 PM »
I think the warning sign scared him off.





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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2009, 03:38:46 PM »
Awww, did yabadabadoo take his ball and go home?   :evillaugh:

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2009, 03:41:56 PM »
Awww, did yabadabadoo take his ball and go home?   :evillaugh:

Seems that way.

It's a normal reaction when a troll tries to run a bunch of vapid nonesense past people with functioning gray matter.
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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2009, 03:43:15 PM »
Seems that way.

It's a normal reaction when a troll tries to run a bunch of vapid nonesense past people with functioning gray matter.

I forgot who posted it...but when "it" was asked to provide specifics....the troll knew he was toast. :-)

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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #120 on: March 11, 2009, 03:47:44 PM »
I forgot who posted it...but when "it" was asked to provide specifics....the troll knew he was toast. :-)

That someone would be me.

He was running around saying "we need to do SOMETHING"

I simply asked for some specifics of what that "something" was.


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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #121 on: March 11, 2009, 05:28:43 PM »
Awww, did yabadabadoo take his ball and go home?   :evillaugh:

You mean he actually HAD one of them?

Because I thought he was a member of the Empty Marble Sack For Men Club.



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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #122 on: March 11, 2009, 05:53:32 PM »
Maybe this was his problem...?  :confused:


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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #123 on: March 11, 2009, 05:54:42 PM »
That someone would be me.

He was running around saying "we need to do SOMETHING"

I simply asked for some specifics of what that "something" was.


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Re: Hypothetically Speaking....
« Reply #124 on: March 11, 2009, 09:39:18 PM »
I forgot who posted it...but when "it" was asked to provide specifics....the troll knew he was toast. :-)

I do know I asked him about who he voted for, and I'm still waiting for that answer.
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