mahatmakanejeeves
I just scrubbed down the shower stall and bathtub.
Now I won't have to do it again until ... oh, Columbus Day, it looks like.
Indigenous People's Day, I mean.
I count at least three lies in that short quoted section.
1. There is no way the DUmbass DUche cleaned the shower and tub.
2. Have to do it AGAIN, see 1 because again implies it was ever done. Which it wasn't and never has while the DUmmy was renting.
3. Indigenous People's Day is a lie all on its own.