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Title: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: CC27 on January 06, 2020, 08:04:48 AM
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Ohioboy (766 posts)


I need protest sign suggestions

 
I just heard there's one of those shit show Trump rallies coming near my home town. If I can get my courage up enough, I am thinking about standing out in front of it with a sign. I know I'm not brave enough to actually go inside, too much mob mentality on display at one of those things for me.

I'm having a hard time thinking of something a MAGAHat might be able to understand. Something current, brief, simple and clever, though not too clever as to go over their heads. If you have suggestions I'd like to hear them.

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Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: Zathras on January 06, 2020, 08:10:00 AM
Here you go Dumbass, free of charge.

"I'm With Stupid"
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Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: BadCat on January 06, 2020, 08:10:53 AM
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If I can get my courage up enough

In normal person English this means "Not gonna happen".
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: SVPete on January 06, 2020, 08:42:36 AM
Well, if you want DIY signs, always start with: Hey, hey! Ho, ho!"

Or just dial 1-800-Rent-a-Mob and ask what choices of signs they offer.
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on January 06, 2020, 09:41:17 AM
How about

KATHLEEN KENNEDY SUCKS

(He didn't actually say he was protesting Trump, the rally, politics, or anything.  Might as well protest the person who's actually pissed-off the most people this season.)
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2020, 10:48:00 AM
Here you go Dumbass, free of charge.

"I'm With Stupid"
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 :rofl:  GMTA.  That's exactly what I was going to post!  :rofl:
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 06, 2020, 10:52:38 AM
 ::) Like he's going to say something we haven't heard already.
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 06, 2020, 03:27:09 PM
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Ohioboy (766 posts)


I need protest sign suggestions

 
I just heard there's one of those shit show Trump rallies coming near my home town. If I can get my courage up enough, I am thinking about standing out in front of it with a sign.

Well put on your big boy pants and your ***** hat and your bernie t shirt, I am sure all in attendance will get a good laugh. President Trump may even mention the ass hole out side, meaning YOU :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:!!
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: jukin on January 06, 2020, 06:48:31 PM
Here you go:

Hey ho I'm a fag

Shove your cock down my throat and make me gag.
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 06, 2020, 08:15:42 PM
One of my favorites at the Wimmen's March in DC January 2017 was "Make David Bowie Proud".  Rather nonsensical, pretty much summed up most of the crowd.
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 07, 2020, 02:23:38 AM
>Ohioboy (766 posts) I need protest sign suggestions

A letter to mother came today
Gunshot wound to the breast is what it did say
But he'll be better soon, he's in a hospital bed
But he'll never be better...He's already dead.

Touch not that civil war you seek...idiot.
Title: Re: I need protest sign suggestions
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 07, 2020, 04:39:31 AM
"I'm having a hard time thinking of something a MAGAHat might be able to understand. Something current, brief, simple and clever, though not too clever as to go over their heads."
And yet, the far Left STILL wonders why everyone else sees them as a bunch of mean, smug, arrogant, pretentious, condescending elitist pricks who look down their noses at everyone who disagrees with them on any issue.
That attitude was a major factor in costing them the 2016 election, and rather than learn from it and improve their attitudes to better reach out to others, they doubled down on it.
Sounds like THEY'RE the stupid ones (And not just because of the idiotic stances they take on so many issues).