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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2014, 05:47:46 PM »
Thanks for the laugh, Sarge.

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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2014, 06:05:38 PM »
Thanks for the laugh, Sarge.

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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2014, 06:55:00 PM »
Only 5 million enrolled? Not paid, just enrollees?

What happened to the 40 million who were going to fall over dead any second now unless Obamacare passed? Shouldn't they have flocked to the site/phone to sign up? There should be a minimum of 50 million enrollees by now.

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2014, 07:43:04 PM »
Only 5 million enrolled? Not paid, just enrollees?

What happened to the 40 million who were going to fall over dead any second now unless Obamacare passed? Shouldn't they have flocked to the site/phone to sign up? There should be a minimum of 50 million enrollees by now.

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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2014, 07:47:01 PM »
Of which, 4.5 million HAD insurance that was f'n canceled!!!

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Re: Re: Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2014, 07:48:20 PM »
Yeah, their definition of success is really stretching the boundaries of moving the goal posts.

As in, if you were kicking to the east goalpost in Pasadena, the goalpost would be now in Rhode Island.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2014, 07:49:15 PM »
Of which, 4.5 million HAD insurance that was f'n canceled!!!

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And 25 million + (including, most importantly, me) had their premiums go UP -- WAY UP.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2014, 11:15:31 PM »
Of which, 4.5 million HAD insurance that was f'n canceled!!!

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Think it was along the lines of 16 million private policies cancelled because of o'dipshitcare.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2014, 12:05:50 AM »
Fantastic!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2014, 04:20:36 AM »
5 million recently enrolled, 6 million recently added to the uninsured.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2014, 06:53:56 AM »
Does anyone doubt that by March 31st they will have conjured up another 1.5 million?
Yet when asked age demographics or percentage of those actually having paid over the last 6 months the administration claims to have no idea.

They have redefined what lying is.

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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2014, 07:34:11 AM »
These people are on some serious shit.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2014, 09:01:50 AM »
I'm still waiting for the 3,000% decrease in healthcare cost and my $2,500 savings....I should be able to get some work done then with some money leftover....hey, that's a profit....I think I'm going to like socialism.....NOT.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2014, 09:08:09 AM »
I'm still waiting for the 3,000% decrease in healthcare cost and my $2,500 savings....I should be able to get some work done then with some money leftover....hey, that's a profit....I think I'm going to like socialism.....NOT.

This is just a single person bronze for me (I pay 42 bucks a pay period right now with a $500 deductible) :

The most comparable, in terms of what I get now, has a $1000 dollar deductible and is over 400 bucks a month.




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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2014, 09:14:19 AM »
This is just a single person bronze for me (I pay 42 bucks a pay period right now with a $500 deductible) :

The most comparable, in terms of what I get now, has a $1000 dollar deductible and is over 400 bucks a month.





You're going to feel good after getting rid of that junk plan.....or at least tell yourself you feel good whether you do or you don't.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2014, 09:20:01 AM »
This is just a single person bronze for me (I pay 42 bucks a pay period right now with a $500 deductible) :

The most comparable, in terms of what I get now, has a $1000 dollar deductible and is over 400 bucks a month.

You're looking at this all the wrong wa, Rebel.  Just think your birth control is covered, you can get an abortion and I betcha a sex change operation is covered in your new plan.

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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2014, 09:21:05 AM »
You're looking at this all the wrong wa, Rebel.  Just think your birth control is covered, you can get an abortion and I betcha a sex change operation is covered in your new plan.

It's the Socialist way. All are the same. Everyone's equally miserable. I make too much for a subsidy, so I'm charged more, ....to PAY for a subsidy for someone else. Nothing says Communism better.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2014, 10:31:50 PM »
I'm leaning forward into the irony plan that Sparky mentioned.
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Re: Your unintentionally accurate DU thread title of the day
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2014, 05:39:10 PM »
This is just a single person bronze for me (I pay 42 bucks a pay period right now with a $500 deductible) :

The most comparable, in terms of what I get now, has a $1000 dollar deductible and is over 400 bucks a month.

Just cancel your cell phone and cable. Priorities man.
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