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Offline AllosaursRus

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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2013, 06:15:17 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 17, 2013, 02:29:36 PM
I think I may be reading too much CC. At lunch today I found myself automatically going into DU mode during a discussion about the NFL.

I had mentioned to my wife that the Ravens-Bears game had been delayed by bad weather and that a tornado had touched down somewhere in Illinois. She said that she didn’t know that Illinois had tornados to which, without even thinking, I replied, “They didn’t until Bush was president and ruined the environment now there are tornados everywhere.”

Needless to say, she gave me that look that only wives can give.

"Toots" has that look down to a science and I believe she is teaching it to others of her ilk! Especially my daughters and granddaughters! I keep seein' it out of the corner of my eye when walking by.

It's a ****in' female conspiracy!
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2013, 06:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 17, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
I broke wind.






Twice.

I knew I smelled sumpin funny!

"Toots" tried to blame it on the puppies!
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Re: Too much CC sarcasm + Too much DU stupidity
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2013, 04:11:50 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on November 18, 2013, 06:15:17 PM
"Toots" has that look down to a science and I believe she is teaching it to others of her ilk! Especially my daughters and granddaughters! I keep seein' it out of the corner of my eye when walking by.

It's a ****in' female conspiracy!

Allo, the genetic code for "that look" is on the second X chromosome.  You know, the one that us men got as a "Y chromosome." ::) :tongue:
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