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zippy890  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-02-09 09:25 AM
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I'm going to John Kerry's town hall in Somerville tonight and I'm gonna
   
randomly stand up and yell at the top of my lungs:

NO!, NO NO NO! WHATEVER YER GONNA SAY I SAY NO! YEAH I'M ANGRY, I'M MAD CUZ YOU'ALL CUSSED OUT GEORGE BUSH FOR 8 YEARS AN' CALLED HIM HITLER SO NOW ITS MY TURN! FREEDOM OF SPEECH! NO SOCIALISM MEDICINE! I CAME HERE CUZ I GOT A FREE BUS RIDE AND WE'RE ALL MAD AT YOU HITLER BROWNSHIRTS AN' WE WON'T STOP YELLIN TILL WE SEE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE! LONG FORM!

whereupon I will pull out a plastic ziplock with paper in it, tape it on the front of my face and sit down.

:rofl:

I have some friends in somerville, who could go and laugh hysterically at me.

this plan is still in formative stage, so any ideas welcome.

I know, I know, its hard to beat the humour of the real yellin teabaggers, but I think a parody it called for.

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karynnj  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-02-09 01:53 PM
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11. The problem is you will annoy many who you agree with and win the affection of
   
those you despise. Not to mention, you would likely be removed - thus missing everything else.

Then consider the after effects. Just as the woman who Barney spoke with, you might become known. Can you imagine the field day the right would have? The obnoxious disruptive person was a left wing dirty trick to make the right look bad. You would raise doubts in the minds of the vast number of people in the middle on who these obnoxious disruptors are. (I would assume they would go so far as to try to connect you to Senator Kerry - bizarrely claiming he wanted you to do that.

PLEASE do not do that. Take the time to think of a good question, like the one Beachmom gave or one that lets Kerry answer how the public option could decrease costs overall. (I would assume he would have an answer that could persuade many on the fence.) There are many discussions - here, on Daily Kos etc - that speak of the issues. There has to be something you would like the answer to.

PS I hope the event is informative and productive.

Well YEAH! Especially since the DUmbass has posted in the innernets that he plans to do this. He can pretty much count on becoming "known".

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 02:45:10 PM »
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Well YEAH! Especially since the DUmbass has posted in the innernets that he plans to do this. He can pretty much count on becoming "known".

I don't know if it is worth letting Kerry's staff know about this or if we're better off just letting this DUmmy be an idiot.
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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 02:47:12 PM »
Don't taze me bro!
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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 02:47:30 PM »
I don't know if it is worth letting Kerry's staff know about this or if we're better off just letting this DUmmy be an idiot.

I vote let him be an idiot.  :lmao:
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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 02:48:11 PM »
Post after you do it and let us know how you liked the Taser, Zippy.

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 04:41:36 PM »
Post after you do it and let us know how you liked the Taser, Zippy.

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Maybe we should start calling him...:lmao:... ZAPPY! :tazeme: :rotf:
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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 05:18:26 PM »
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this plan is still in formative stage, so any ideas welcome.

Rearrange the order.  Start out taping the plastic bag over your head.  In fact, do it now.

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 09:16:25 PM »
Rearrange the order.  Start out taping the plastic bag over your head.  In fact, do it now.

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 08:17:23 AM »
Any word from Zippy on how his disruption went?
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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 08:43:42 AM »
Any word from Zippy on how his disruption went?

Too bad this wasn't the outcome:

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2009, 09:31:01 AM »
Zipper didn't go through with it.  Reports say that the Somerville meeting was peaceful and calm.  People carrying various signs, but no disruptions. 

What was his deal with taping a ziploc bag full of paper to his face???

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Re: Zipperhead primitive plans teabagging birther act at Kerry townhall tonight
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2009, 09:45:28 AM »
Zipper didn't go through with it.  Reports say that the Somerville meeting was peaceful and calm.  People carrying various signs, but no disruptions. 

What was his deal with taping a ziploc bag full of paper to his face???


Lets just call him Zippy the Pin Head.


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