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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Crazy Horse on March 12, 2008, 12:48:20 PM
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Please pick up the white courtesy phone
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whereismyparty (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-12-08 01:11 PM
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Right Wing Haiku
Advertisements [?]by Fortschreitend
Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 09:58:59 AM PDT
You know what's missing on the Intertubes? (well, if you read my title the cat is already out of the bag)
Haiku written for the right wing!
For some inexplicable reason the right (Schandenfreude) has not yet embraced this literary form. Maybe that's because right-wingers (Schadenfreu de) can't use the left half of their brain. Or is it the right half? OK, they generally don't use either half. So being a generous soul, I'm offering some haiku written from a right-wing perspective to get them started.
SNIP
The words of Jesus
made clear in the holy scripture:
No stem cell research!
Mexico invades
they mow our lawns for a song
not sung in English
SNIP
Brave Republicans
protecting us with torture
Justified? Who cares?
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where is your flag pin?
do you hate America?
must be a hippie
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Fox News programming:
hosts yell louder than their guests
to avoid bias
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McCain leads his flock
deep into the Bush pasture
watch out for cowpies
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Damn! ideas gone
hard to write right wing haiku
devoid of substance
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Please feel free to contribute your own ideas. Remember that a haiku consists of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 syllables on the second line, and 5 syllables again on the third line.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/3/12/105531/435/967/...
Have fun
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Im DIE! :rotf:
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Im DIE! :rotf:
What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
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Im DIE! :rotf:
What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
I know what ya mean!
I thought we tried to make sense on this board! :-)
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Awww, I dont have time to play this game right now.. Am off to work... :(
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Im DIE! :rotf:
What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
Kitteez talk for "omg!".
But seriously,
those who can ~ do,
those who can't ~ write haiku.
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Im DIE! :rotf:
What the **** is "I'm die" mean?
Kitteez talk for "omg!".
But seriously,
those who can ~ do,
those who can't ~ write haiku.
(http://www.ghostcircles.com/dxs/images/07-whee-kitten.jpg)