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No-Bake pie recipes?
« on: August 17, 2010, 03:08:54 PM »
I'm itching to make a no-bake pie. The ones I've come across online all involve using Cool Whip, which I just won't do. Does anyone have any good no-bake pie recipes?

In my kitchen, I currently have cook and serve jello, peanut butter, cream cheese, sugar (brown, white, and confectioners), and semi-sweet baking squares, if that helps any. :)

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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 04:24:55 PM »
I'm itching to make a no-bake pie. The ones I've come across online all involve using Cool Whip, which I just won't do. Does anyone have any good no-bake pie recipes?

In my kitchen, I currently have cook and serve jello, peanut butter, cream cheese, sugar (brown, white, and confectioners), and semi-sweet baking squares, if that helps any. :)

How about this:
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16 ounces cream cheese ([2] 8 ounce packages, 0.45 kg)
1 tablespoon (13g) vanilla extract
1 teaspoon (5g) lemon juice
1 14 oz. can (415mL) of sweetened condensed milk
8 oz. (227g) cherry pie filling


Link to instructions here>

MMMMM cherry cheese cake no bake

I use graham cracker crust pre made
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 04:30:16 PM »
If you absolutely won't use cool whip, homemade whipped cream is easy.  It's usually a pint of heavy cream and a cup of sugar whipped with a mixer until stiff.  It takes five minutes.
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 10:43:03 PM »
Powdered sugar and a little vanilla work better, chris

Cool Whip is nasty.

http://www.jonathanfields.com/blog/horrifying-12-day-cool-whip-experiment/

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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 10:58:48 PM »
Granulated sugar is cheap... confectioners sugar isn't
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 01:22:23 AM »
Granulated sugar is cheap... confectioners sugar isn't

Buy the store brand when it's on sale. It keeps forever as long as it isn't opened. Store in a tupperware container once it's opened.

Whipped cream is best with confectioner's sugar. Add some cinnamon into it, for pumpkin or pecan pie.  :drool:
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 01:58:23 AM »
And mix it in a icy cold glass bowl then it doesn't get runny as quick
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 07:52:27 AM »
Powdered sugar and a little vanilla work better, chris

Cool Whip is nasty.

http://www.jonathanfields.com/blog/horrifying-12-day-cool-whip-experiment/



The best thing about cool whip is the container which we use to say was only one molecule different than its filling.  :hi5:
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 09:38:04 AM »
The best thing about cool whip is the container which we use to say was only one molecule different than its filling.  :hi5:

Bingo.

In whipped cream, I agree to use a little cinnamon or even a spot of nutmeg where applicable. I don't like using a lot of sugar in it -- one cup in chris' post upthread in a pint of heavy cream is bigtime overkill to me. More like a tablespoon is plenty.

Can't whip it too long, either. Otherwise you get butter.
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 12:24:24 PM »
Bingo.

In whipped cream, I agree to use a little cinnamon or even a spot of nutmeg where applicable. I don't like using a lot of sugar in it -- one cup in chris' post upthread in a pint of heavy cream is bigtime overkill to me. More like a tablespoon is plenty.

Can't whip it too long, either. Otherwise you get butter.


I don't know how much I sugar I use....I start with a couple of heaping tablespoons, mix it in, taste it and add more until I like how it tastes. It depends on what it's going on as to how sweet I want it.
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 04:04:20 PM »

I don't know how much I sugar I use....I start with a couple of heaping tablespoons, mix it in, taste it and add more until I like how it tastes. It depends on what it's going on as to how sweet I want it.

The Germans don't sweeten their whipped cream at all - I'd gotten used to that. Of course, German desserts overall aren't nearly as sweet as American desserts are.
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 04:06:19 PM »
The Germans don't sweeten their whipped cream at all - I'd gotten used to that. Of course, German desserts overall aren't nearly as sweet as American desserts are.

No they aren't. I didn't care for the chocolate desserts there, but they do wonderful things with apples though!  :drool:
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 04:08:48 PM »
No they aren't. I didn't care for the chocolate desserts there, but they do wonderful things with apples though!  :drool:

One thing I miss about Germany is the smell of the bakery about a half block from my quarters in Bad Kreuznach at 0500.

It was enough to rip their doors off the hinges just getting some of those fresh brötchen.
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 04:17:18 PM »
Granulated sugar is cheap... confectioners sugar isn't

Powder it yourself.  Takes a while but can be done.
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 05:06:36 PM »
Powdered sugar disperses/ blends/ comnines more easily in cold liquids that regular sugar. And, one MUST remember the vanilla......

Granulated sugar can be processed in a blender or food processor to get powdered sugar. Also, it doesn't take quite as much powdered sugar as it does granulated sugar. I have used granulated sugar with success. For a pint, I'll use maybe 1/4 cup. (I never measure)
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 05:09:10 PM »
Powdered sugar disperses/ blends/ comnines more easily in cold liquids that regular sugar. And, one MUST remember the vanilla......

Granulated sugar can be processed in a blender or food processor to get powdered sugar. Also, it doesn't take quite as much powdered sugar as it does granulated sugar. I have used granulated sugar with success. For a pint, I'll use maybe 1/4 cup. (I never measure)


I use powdered sugar on sliced strawberries or peaches...it makes it syrup-y quicker than granulated.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2010, 09:18:04 PM »
The best one I ever had was from my ex MiL she took a frozen lemonade and a 1/2 cup of condensed milk mixed it with a tub of Cool Whip and put it in a ghram cracker crust stuck it in the fridge for 3 or so hours till it all firmed up. YUMMY
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2010, 09:19:13 PM »
One thing I miss about Germany is the smell of the bakery about a half block from my quarters in Bad Kreuznach at 0500.

It was enough to rip their doors off the hinges just getting some of those fresh brötchen.


I remember that smell yum now I want some thanks :tongue:
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Re: No-Bake pie recipes?
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2010, 10:36:43 PM »
The Germans don't sweeten their whipped cream at all - I'd gotten used to that. Of course, German desserts overall aren't nearly as sweet as American desserts are.

Two words, Apple Strudel ....... :drool:
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« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2010, 08:24:22 AM »
Two words, Apple Strudel ....... :drool:

Apfelstrudel is a southern specialty (now, don't get all Reb on me now!  :rotf: ). There's a whole lot of German desserts out there besides that one.

One of my favorites (and it's rich as hell) was Bienenstich (bee sting). Sliced almonds in a candy glaze sandwiching a bit of cake filled with pastry cream.

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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2010, 12:16:35 PM »
Apfelstrudel is a southern specialty (now, don't get all Reb on me now!  :rotf: ). There's a whole lot of German desserts out there besides that one.

One of my favorites (and it's rich as hell) was Bienenstich (bee sting). Sliced almonds in a candy glaze sandwiching a bit of cake filled with pastry cream.

To die for.



I tolerate almonds.

Good apple struedel? Better watch your hand if it gets near my plate! :-)
 
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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