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Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« on: May 11, 2009, 02:26:21 PM »


     Answer:

     Wanda Sykes' search for gainful employment, and
   
     Rush Limbaugh's radio show


     Question:

    Name two things that will resume on Monday morning.



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Offline thundley4

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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 02:29:29 PM »
Limbaugh probably earns more money in interest from his bank in a day than Sykes makes in a year.  :lmao:
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 02:38:19 PM »
I've yet to google the woman in order to find out who she is.  I don't know if I want to.  From what I hear she is just about the opposite of Limbaugh.  No joy.  No love.  No audience.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
I've yet to google the woman in order to find out who she is.  I don't know if I want to.  From what I hear she is just about the opposite of Limbaugh.  No joy.  No love.  No audience.

She was pretty funny on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Now she's just a bitter unemployed black lesbian.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 03:10:27 PM »
Wanda who?
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 03:26:14 PM »
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 03:37:53 PM »
I....uh.....uh.....uh......really don't .....uh....uh.....uh....know.

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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 05:19:41 PM »
She is a lesbo?


She was funny on that show that had telephone pranks, was called crank yankers or something.


I didnt watch it but I thought those dinners were supposed poke fun at the president but from what I heard they didnt?
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 05:47:04 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on May 11, 2009, 05:19:41 PM
She is a lesbo?


She was funny on that show that had telephone pranks, was called crank yankers or something.


I didnt watch it but I thought those dinners were supposed poke fun at the president but from what I heard they didnt?

Can't do that with the big zero since you would be instantly labeled as a racist and probably brought up on some kind of hate crime charges.

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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 07:07:08 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on May 11, 2009, 05:47:04 PM
Can't do that with the big zero since you would be instantly labeled as a racist and probably brought up on some kind of hate crime charges.



But, but She is black, she can't be racist. She could have sad anything she wanted.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 07:55:24 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 07:07:08 PM
But, but She is black, she can't be racist. She could have sad anything she wanted.

She did.  She knob slobbered His Imperial Majesty, and shook her impotent fists at his enemies.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2009, 09:17:18 PM »
Why are faggots so full of hate?

My guess is they hate themselves but I'm an engineer and just look for the simplest theory to predict future results.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 10:53:56 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 11, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
Why are faggots so full of hate?

My guess is they hate themselves but I'm an engineer and just look for the simplest theory to predict future results.


     You don't think Rahm gave her a few things to think about before she went on?

     It's great that Obama is striking all these powerful blows for the enormous black lesbian community, but they won't amount to many votes.

     Trust me, friends, one day we will look back on these four years as an experiment in What If We Let a Stupid, Unqualified Liberal Who Happens to be Black Screw Up the Country for A While. Let's hope we all live long enough to tell the tale to our grandchildren. Let hope our grandchildren don't have to work 20 hours a day to pay back Obama's sacred promise to crack-smoking UAW workers.
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Re: Carnac-style riddle for you lurking DUmmies
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 03:38:04 AM »
Quote from: jukin on May 11, 2009, 09:17:18 PM
Why are faggots so full of hate?

My guess is they hate themselves.....

That's it.
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