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Title: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 25, 2017, 06:54:37 PM
And here's how:

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demtenjeep
This is how I will die thanks to trump-it won't be pretty-infact it will be horribly painful. How

within a month after being denied my chemo infusion, I will probably lose my job due to uncontrollable restroom issues. Likely within a month, I will have severe pancreatitis but due to not being able to go to the hospital, it will be a long painful agonizing death.

The area where my Crohn's is if not controlled causes pancreatitis. The swelling inside shuts off certain areas that in turn cause the pancreas to be shut off. The pain is severe as well as the nausea and weight loss. If left untreated long enough, your organs start to shut down.

At age 50 I have pre-exhisting conditions and most definitely have exceeded any maximum life time limit. We do not have a lot of money to be paying out of pocket to up grade our coverage so once the other half's insurance denies my coverage I will likely die within months. When it gets to that point ---well I am not going to go out of my mind because of severe pain trust me (have had pancreatitis at least 8 times) it is one of the most severe illnesses ever experienced.

If it gets to that point, I will take the merciful way out



This is likely how I will go.

How will you go

www.democraticunderground.com/10029252419
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: thundley4 on June 25, 2017, 07:06:22 PM
Isn't she a teacher? What happened to her Cadillac insurance plan through the state?
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2017, 07:39:48 PM
Oh geezuz.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 25, 2017, 07:45:52 PM
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demtenjeep
This is how I will die thanks to trump-it won't be pretty-infact it will be horribly painful. How

within a month after being denied my chemo infusion, I will probably lose my job due to uncontrollable restroom issues. Likely within a month, I will have severe pancreatitis but due to not being able to go to the hospital, it will be a long painful agonizing death.

The area where my Crohn's is if not controlled causes pancreatitis. The swelling inside shuts off certain areas that in turn cause the pancreas to be shut off. The pain is severe as well as the nausea and weight loss. If left untreated long enough, your organs start to shut down.

At age 50 I have pre-exhisting conditions and most definitely have exceeded any maximum life time limit. We do not have a lot of money to be paying out of pocket to up grade our coverage so once the other half's insurance denies my coverage I will likely die within months. When it gets to that point ---well I am not going to go out of my mind because of severe pain trust me (have had pancreatitis at least 8 times) it is one of the most severe illnesses ever experienced.

If it gets to that point, I will take the merciful way out

This is likely how I will go.

How will you go

You could always buy a butt plug. That will fix your problem.   :whistling:

As far as I am concerned dummie, save yourself the time and trouble and just off yourself right now.  Tall buildings work.  Parking garages are great for offing yourself.  Or just take a little vacation to the south side of Chicago with some twenties hanging out of your pockets.



Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: fatboy on June 25, 2017, 07:46:10 PM
Pam should move to CA. They are not getting single payer but they want it.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Delmar on June 25, 2017, 07:56:41 PM
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Sun Jun 25, 2017, 05:53 PM
cwydro (25,629 posts)
16. You're a teacher, if I remember.

Are you not covered through your job? I have several friends who are teachers. All are covered through work.

No answer from Pam yet.  Maybe she's already dead.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 25, 2017, 07:59:36 PM
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emtenjeep
This is how I will die thanks to trump-it won't be pretty-infact it will be horribly painful. How

within a month after being denied my chemo infusion, I will probably lose my job due to uncontrollable restroom issues. Likely within a month, I will have severe pancreatitis but due to not being able to go to the hospital, it will be a long painful agonizing death.

The area where my Crohn's is if not controlled causes pancreatitis. The swelling inside shuts off certain areas that in turn cause the pancreas to be shut off. The pain is severe as well as the nausea and weight loss. If left untreated long enough, your organs start to shut down.

At age 50 I have pre-exhisting conditions and most definitely have exceeded any maximum life time limit. We do not have a lot of money to be paying out of pocket to up grade our coverage so once the other half's insurance denies my coverage I will likely die within months. When it gets to that point ---well I am not going to go out of my mind because of severe pain trust me (have had pancreatitis at least 8 times) it is one of the most severe illnesses ever experienced.

If it gets to that point, I will take the merciful way out



This is likely how I will go.

How will you go

Look, we are already in support of eliminating obozocare.

You don't need to add additional incentives!

But if you can get some of your fellow drains on society to follow your example, that would be a plus.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2017, 08:03:44 PM
This is so much bullshit on Pamela's part.

Pamela's been a teacher a long time--and is apparently still a teacher, still enjoying the same generous medical insurance paid for by the long-suffering taxpayers of Kansas.

It's not like she's on Medicaid or anything.

She alleges she'll lose her job because of her loose bowels, which might or might not be true, but it wouldn't be as bad as what she's hinting.  I mean, schools don't even cut bad teachers loose without something.

At the worst, Pamela will have to take disability and retire--thus getting the standard teacher's disability pension, along with whatever medical insurance benefits go with it.

When compared with so many other people--like, 99% of the rest of the whole world--Pamela's got nothing about which to complain.  She needs to be grateful, not whiney.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 25, 2017, 08:25:52 PM
yes, Pamela is mental:

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Pamela Dawson updated her profile picture.
May 28 at 10:11pm ยท
an upside down flag signals a nation in distress and if you don't think we are...well I have a bridge. Have you not been paying attention? VA cut, medicaid and medicare ...cut. Health care? getting cut. Social programs? Cut. I am not going to say I told you so because i will be one of the first ones to die.

we can only hope
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Skul on June 25, 2017, 08:28:09 PM
I'm going with Perky's idea of using a butt plug.
I would however recommend she slather it with Gorilla Glue then seat it firmly with several blows with an S-K adjustable wrench.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: FunkyZero on June 25, 2017, 08:29:37 PM
And here's how:

www.democraticunderground.com/10029252419

DAMNIT man... you beat me to it.. this thread was cracking me up and I had the SAME title in mind.
HAHA...
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: USA4ME on June 25, 2017, 08:48:03 PM
Meh. I'll believe it when I see it.

.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 25, 2017, 09:02:24 PM
DAMNIT man... you beat me to it.. this thread was cracking me up and I had the SAME title in mind.
HAHA...

Hadn't glanced there all day, and couldn't pass up a Pam thread.

But, great minds & all! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 25, 2017, 09:03:55 PM
No answer from Pam yet.  Maybe she's already dead.

One can only hope.

I'm going with Perky's idea of using a butt plug.
I would however recommend she slather it with Gorilla Glue then seat it firmly with several blows with an S-K adjustable wrench.

 :lol: :lol:  I like the way you think, Skul!!! H5!

I would change one thing though... not Gorilla Glue.  She should use Liquid Nails Heavy Duty instead. She wants to do the job on her loose asshole, might as well use the professional shit.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ogre on June 25, 2017, 10:31:30 PM
Poor, plagiarizing Pam.

I used to think she didn't know shit, I guess I was mistaken.

Pam knows shit.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: SVPete on June 25, 2017, 10:59:24 PM
She's going to be killed by her inner ugly - her hatred and her bitterness.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: FunkyZero on June 25, 2017, 11:18:55 PM
Every time this shows up in my replied to list, I see "Trump is gonna kill poopy pants" and I bust out laughing...
This one will keep me entertained for days
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 25, 2017, 11:22:26 PM
She's going to be killed by her inner ugly - her hatred and her bitterness.

Oh my.

comment 3557:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,81827.3550.html

Pamela needs to cool it; she's making it harder on herself.

At the risk of revealing "too much information," for weeks now I've been enduring one of the most-violent side-effects of chemotherapy, uncontrollable bowels.  It's a bitch, it's a hassle, and I'm very happy I live alone so as to not get embarrassed, but my getting all upset and resentful about it wouldn't make it any easier.

I suggest it would do Pamela enormous good to adopt my attitude of good cheer; all bad things come to an end sooner or later.  All one has to do is patiently wait them out.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 25, 2017, 11:48:46 PM
One of my daughters has Crohn's.

#1 on the list to "control" this incurable disease and its effects...

(drumroll)

DIET

Surely Pam knows this, but probably ignores it outright
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: FunkyZero on June 26, 2017, 12:03:51 AM
One of my daughters has Crohn's.

#1 on the list to "control" this incurable disease and its effects...

(drumroll)

DIET

Surely Pam knows this, but probably ignores it outright

I was fat, always had problems with my gut... I mean for years. Painful stuff sometimes too.
Then I found out I was diabetic.
Had to knock off the debauchery... eat properly and lose 70 pounds.
Soon as I fixed my food intake, guess what? No more pills required for diabetes AND... not a single gastro issue since. Not a single one
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2017, 05:14:31 AM
Surely Pam knows this, but probably ignores it outright

The bitch knows it, but willfully ignores it.

Primitives are notorious for, when it comes to a problem with health, preferring chemical [drugs] "therapies" over change-in-lifestyle therapies.  Usually it's because 'other people' are paying for the former, while the latter would cost the primitive some effort on his own behalf.

Remember, their raison d'etre is simply to be a burden to other people, no more than that; they exist only for the rest of us to carry them.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: hillneck on June 26, 2017, 07:18:14 AM
This is only a pre cursor to a Go Fund me page.  Right out of the DUmmies handbook on how to work a scheme.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: BadCat on June 26, 2017, 07:31:09 AM
I don't know what they're all upset about, the Senate "health care" bill is just ObamaCare Lite.  I sincerely hope it does not pass.

GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE HEALTH CARE BUSINESS - COMPLETELY.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 26, 2017, 07:32:32 AM
If you are that sick you are just a burden on society and the reason health care is so expensive. I have no sympathy for you and all your assertions about the current administration are false any way. :mental: :mental: :mental: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Karin on June 26, 2017, 08:28:56 PM
Not a peep after cwydro pointed out she was a teacher, on a very nice state employee's health plan, that would likely continue were she to lose her job (which she won't, of course) due to a health problem. 
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Texacon on June 26, 2017, 09:26:35 PM
Pam should move to CA. They are not getting single payer but they want it.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2017, 09:49:03 PM
Not a peep after cwydro pointed out she was a teacher, on a very nice state employee's health plan, that would likely continue were she to lose her job (which she won't, of course) due to a health problem.

Pamela has a long history--I first started reading her near the end of George Bush's first term 2001-2005--of trying to generate primitive hysteria about some of the most harmless things by grotestquely exaggerating their deleterious effects on her, her, her......
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2017, 09:52:08 PM
Pamela has a long history--I first started reading her near the end of George Bush's first term 2001-2005--of trying to generate primitive hysteria about some of the most harmless things by grotestquely exaggerating their deleterious effects on her, her, her......

She's truly a deeply troubled woman, and it'd be a boon to society if her husband for her own good had her sequestered away in an asylum.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2017, 09:59:27 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

top DUmmie of 2009 (greenbriar):
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,38484.0.html

Pamela was "greenbriar" back then.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 26, 2017, 10:21:50 PM
This is so much bullshit on Pamela's part.

Pamela's been a teacher a long time--and is apparently still a teacher, still enjoying the same generous medical insurance paid for by the long-suffering taxpayers of Kansas.

It's not like she's on Medicaid or anything.

She alleges she'll lose her job because of her loose bowels, which might or might not be true, but it wouldn't be as bad as what she's hinting.  I mean, schools don't even cut bad teachers loose without something.

At the worst, Pamela will have to take disability and retire--thus getting the standard teacher's disability pension, along with whatever medical insurance benefits go with it.

When compared with so many other people--like, 99% of the rest of the whole world--Pamela's got nothing about which to complain.  She needs to be grateful, not whiney.

Having a bowel problem will not get a teacher fired. Teachers are rarely fired.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: SVPete on June 27, 2017, 07:44:01 AM
Pamela has a long history--I first started reading her near the end of George Bush's first term 2001-2005--of trying to generate primitive hysteria about some of the most harmless things by grotestquely exaggerating their deleterious effects on her, her, her......

Plus or minus the pronoun gender, that describes a large percentage of DU members.

Having a bowel problem will not get a teacher fired. Teachers are rarely fired.

Just Google "school district rubber room" to see the extreme to which that is true.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 27, 2017, 10:33:30 PM
Plus or minus the pronoun gender, that describes a large percentage of DU members.

Just Google "school district rubber room" to see the extreme to which that is true.

I know about rubber rooms. They get paid for doing nothing.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 27, 2017, 10:34:15 PM
She's truly a deeply troubled woman, and it'd be a boon to society if her husband for her own good had her sequestered away in an asylum.

I wonder if she has been in the rubber room.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 28, 2017, 12:04:06 AM
I wonder if she has been in the rubber room.

She might already be.  Or rubber diapers.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 28, 2017, 06:32:50 AM
Well, this sounds hopeful.

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nancy1942 (93 posts)      Mon Jun 26, 2017, 12:51 AM

44. I also have Crohn' s...but at age 75 I probably don't have to worry about a long and horrible finale. Since I live in Oregon where there is a Death with Dignity law(until the Republicans figure out how to ban it); that would be my plan if my Crohn' s ultimately threatens me. I am currently not doing very well, so I am realistic. I can share your worries. I wish you well during these God awful times.

Really.  These people are nauseous.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: docstew on June 28, 2017, 09:19:00 AM
Well, one surefire way to deny Trump his victory in causing your death is to do it yourself...
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 28, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
Well, one surefire way to deny Trump his victory in causing your death is to do it yourself...

At the current rage & resistance level, suspect a lot of DUmmies won't survive much longer.  Wish them no ill will, they provide great entertainment.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 28, 2017, 02:35:34 PM
.....Wish them no ill will, they provide great entertainment.

<<<does.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 28, 2017, 06:52:21 PM
At the current rage & resistance level, suspect a lot of DUmmies won't survive much longer.  Wish them no ill will, they provide great entertainment.

I used to view them in the same light, Ralph.  The last year has changed my mind.  These people are the enemy of the USA and everything it stands for.  They would willingly bring this country to its knees just so they could send us to our deaths... and they would celebrate afterwards.

As far as I am concerned they can all ESAD.  Anything that hastens that is fine by me.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 29, 2017, 04:51:41 AM
I used to view them in the same light, Ralph.  The last year has changed my mind.  These people are the enemy of the USA and everything it stands for.  They would willingly bring this country to its knees just so they could send us to our deaths... and they would celebrate afterwards.

As far as I am concerned they can all ESAD.  Anything that hastens that is fine by me.

I used to be of Ralph's and Frank's mind.  But, as time goes on, I've come to the same conclusions.  The former MI officer who owns Survivalblog.com told Alex Jones today that he feels that the Antifa- and BLM-types will be engaged in obvious terrorist acts and attacks within two years, against conservatives.  I tend to agree with him.  We'll see just how many of us believe in the Second Amendment then.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 29, 2017, 06:51:29 AM
I used to be of Ralph's and Frank's mind.  But, as time goes on, I've come to the same conclusions.  The former MI officer who owns Survivalblog.com told Alex Jones today that he feels that the Antifa- and BLM-types will be engaged in obvious terrorist acts and attacks within two years, against conservatives.  I tend to agree with him.  We'll see just how many of us believe in the Second Amendment then.

Just ask yourself how much compassion they'd have for you, if your shit went south and they knew you were a Conservative.  It isn't tough to figure it out from there.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Skul on June 29, 2017, 07:28:21 AM
Well, one surefire way to deny Trump his victory in causing your death is to do it yourself...
No way, doc. Trump would have caused such a deep dark depression that she offed herself to escape it.  See, Trump' s fault  once again. That's the only way to escape his mighty, righteous wrath.  :old:
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: franksolich on June 29, 2017, 09:14:31 AM
Just ask yourself how much compassion they'd have for you, if your shit went south and they knew you were a Conservative.  It isn't tough to figure it out from there.

You know, this is really sad.

As God and you and I and decent and civilized people know, it's a natural tendency of ours to be charitable, tolerant, understanding. 

But having watched the primitives for sixteen years, it's been getting more and more difficult to be charitable, tolerant, understanding of them, given their animosity, their words, their conduct.

As Ms Hindenberg, the defrocked warped primitive, showed us many years ago, it's like trying to be friendly, or even merely cautiously cordial, with a senile old rabid rattlesnake.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 29, 2017, 09:27:09 AM
You know, this is really sad.

As God and you and I and decent and civilized people know, it's a natural tendency of ours to be charitable, tolerant, understanding. 

But having watched the primitives for sixteen years, it's been getting more and more difficult to be charitable, tolerant, understanding of them, given their animosity, their words, their conduct.

As Ms Hindenberg, the defrocked warped primitive, showed us many years ago, it's like trying to be friendly, or even merely cautiously cordial, with a senile old rabid rattlesnake.

I salute and admire you, and others of like mind, for your fidelity to your fundamental charitable values, Frank.  I however can't fully share them, being the hard-bitten ruthless old A-hole soldier that I am.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Adam Wood on July 01, 2017, 05:02:42 AM
I don't believe anything that demented Jeep posts, just because of the axiom that Leftists lie all the time.

But just assuming for a moment that demented Jeep is actually telling something of the truth here, it's hardly like she's without the possibility of help.  She would have had more help before the Democrats stole health care from millions like me.  I am HIGHLY suspect about her union-provided health care not doing pretty much everything but sending someone out to wipe her ass at home.  And if she somehow lost her job of indoctrinating impressionable young minds, at least in most cases, she would still get that Cadillac health care forever, usually at little or no cost to her.

And even if that fell through, she would still ultimately get Medicaid, which would take care of her dying, poo-spewing ass right up until the very last moment when she poops her last.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: SVPete on July 01, 2017, 06:53:11 AM
...
And even if that fell through, she would still ultimately get Medicaid, which would take care of her dying, poo-spewing ass right up until the very last moment when she poops her last.

Now you mention it, AW, I suspect her grave will need several years, at least, of pump-out service. :bolt:
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2017, 11:30:52 AM
Now you mention it, AW, I suspect her grave will need several years, at least, of pump-out service. :bolt:

She likes cruise ships, right?  Throw her dead ass off the stern of one of those trans-Atlantic repositioning cruises.  That should take care of her.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Adam Wood on July 01, 2017, 08:51:34 PM
She likes cruise ships, right?  Throw her dead ass off the stern of one of those trans-Atlantic repositioning cruises.  That should take care of her.
Please!  Think of the environment!  All those poor sea creatures....
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 02, 2017, 06:41:30 AM
Please!  Think of the environment!  All those poor sea creatures....

Well, at least in a spot that's 10,000-plus feet deep . . . :p
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 02, 2017, 11:10:14 AM
Well, at least in a spot that's 10,000-plus feet deep . . . :p

Mariana Trench
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: SVPete on July 02, 2017, 11:56:51 AM
Mariana Trench

IIRC, that's greater than 35,000 feet deep ... unless DU-folk have bee digging it deeper.
Title: Re: Trump is going to kill "poopy pants" (dementjeep)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 02, 2017, 08:22:32 PM
Mariana Trench

We're talking the Atlantic Ocean, Ptarmy.