Sorry, I couldn't make myself read that whole mess. I'd rather hear about
reproducing vampires. The only part I got was:
In this fight, the only thing the meek will inherit is a bill for leech food.
I would suggest that the meek send a PM to that back shift bait shop clerk who
teaches motorcycle gangs about socialized medicine.
He may be able to get a better price on leech food, and perhaps on leeches themselves.