Gee DUmmie, did you ever think about making YOUR OWN opportunities?
That's what I've always wondered.
But I suppose it's unrealistic that a primitive would give us the answer.
I mean, even Pedro Picasso has a second home; why isn't he giving the spare one to a homeless person?
And many of the primitives--most notably the Bostonian Drunkard, but there's others such as the skumbag primitive, the grazing primitive (the "jgraz" primitive), the
kaput primitive (the "kpete" primitive), the carpetbagging maternal ancestress (the "Raven" primitive), the packing mama primitive (the "Pachamama" primitive) &c., &c., &c., with all these trust funds and investments.
And even someone as modestly-placed as the low-calorie primitive (the "SoCalDem" primitive) seem to enjoy some, uh, rather surplus affluence that could be shared with those with less.
But no, the primitives think like Vast Teddy: "you give up yours, and I'll keep mine, and it's all copacetic."