Basement pooping Sparkly Husband loses whats left of his mind...

[asdf2231]

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-16-08 03:54 PM
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Joe, you stupid ****ing cockroach ..... man, you ****ed up big time, buddyboy.
 Advertisements [?]You're a lowlife. You have a lowlife history. Mixed in with your shirts and coats over there there in your closet are more than a few skeletons.

And your **big.****ing.mouth** has invited every spotlight, searchlight, Kleig light, flashlight, camera light, candle, glowstick, and light-up car key in North America to go poking around into your miserable ****ing life. You think you're such a hot shit now? Wait. Just ****ing wait. You will NOT be happy about where this ends. They're going to report in great detail on the number of stripes in your shortz and the fact that you're a nose picker with a propensity to eat it. We're going to be regaled with a list of every porn site you ever visited and we'll find out where you toss your dirty tissues when you're done wanking. Your tax records and your police records and your credit card records and your Beatles records will soon be public.

Enjoy the back slaps from your buddies and coworkers, asshole.

Dumb****.

If this ends well for you, you'll get a job as an apprentice for a RotoRooter franchisee wiping the shit flecks off the floor and walls when he's done cleaning drains.

Hey Hubs?  I think you got a little spit on the screen there...

[Chris_]

They're going to report in great detail on the number of stripes in your shortz and the fact that you're a nose picker with a propensity to eat it.

This is a grown man? I outgrew those kind of insults in the 3rd grade.

[Chris_]

Someone DARES question the messiahnfuhrer???

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

[Chris]

The campaign of hope and change strikes again...

[Chris]

The plumbers union agrees with the Married Myrmidon...

"You know, hopefully Joe put in his time as an apprentice and a journeyman, so he can appreciate what it's like to be a working person," a spokesperson told us. "Now that he has succeeded and has the chance to become a contractor and a business owner, he should really be supportive of Senator Obama's tax plan, which will benefit the working-class people who really need it."

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/real-plumbers-hate-joe.php#more

[Carl]

That this kind of immature idiocy finds a comfortable home at the DUmp says all you need to know about the intellect of its residents.

Lurkers that think you are the super intellectuals of the planet......here is proof of what cretins you truly are.

[djones520]

Is he talking about Biden?

[asdf2231]

Is he talking about Biden?

He's talking about JOE THE PLUMBER!

[Vagabond]

What the basement pooping primitive doesn't realize is that he is highlighting a serious problem with the media.  It can do all this, yet refuses to report truthfully on Obama. 

Oh, and how does this idiot think this is playing with everyday Americans.  People are seeing the media for what it is now, their mask is gone.

[delilahmused]

You know, I think hubby suffers from self hatred and pent up sexual frustration. How else to explain such a childish and irrational response to an average, normal manly man. How depressing it must be for the average flaccid, emasculated DUmmie male when reminded of what a real man is. I don't imagine Joe is the kind of man who would tolerate being told he had to pee in the basement with the cat, I know my husband wouldn't. I just don't see how any woman could respect a man like Sparkly's husband. My guess, on the rare occasion when the Sparkly family does have sex, the Mrs. is always on top. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she wears a strap on.

Cindie

[djones520]

This whole ****ing post has me confused...  Husb has gone bat shit crazy over a bouncy?

[USA4ME]

The Angry Left lashes out at the average American, someone of whom they don't recognize, never cared about, nor have they ever, despite all their words otherwise.

"You know, hopefully Joe put in his time as an apprentice and a journeyman, so he can appreciate what it's like to be a working person," a spokesperson told us. "Now that he has succeeded and has the chance to become a contractor and a business owner, he should really be supportive of Senator Obama's tax plan, which will benefit the working-class people who really need it."

Translation:

"Hey Joe, you know what it's like to have to work for a living. Now that you made something out of yourself and your life, you should support the gov't taking it from you and giving it to those who weren't willing to put out the effort you did in order to succeed.  Why shouldn't they be entitled to have exactly what you have?"

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[jtyangel]

The Angry Left lashes out at the average American, someone of whom they don't recognize, never cared about, nor have they ever, despite all their words otherwise.

Translation:

"Hey Joe, you know what it's like to have to work for a living. Now that you made something out of yourself and your life, you should support the gov't taking it from you and giving it to those who weren't willing to put out the effort you did in order to succeed.  Why shouldn't they be entitled to have exactly what you have?"

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Yeah, they are implying he should 'give back' in some way, but if he's going to be running his own business one would assume he would also be apprenticing other people wanting to enter that profession and in my mind that is the REAL way to 'give back' is to pass down the skills and knowledge to other individuals so that they can become successful. Well, you would think anyway.

[Tucker]

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-16-08 03:54 PM
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If this ends well for you, you'll get a job as an apprentice for a RotoRooter franchisee wiping the shit flecks off the floor and walls when he's done cleaning drains.

Somehow this is the ultimate hypocrisy coming from a world re known dungeon deficator.

[jukin]

If only Joe the Plumber had bombed some government buildings or killed cops and innocent civilians then he would be invisible to the MSM.

Oh well, live and learn.

[DarkHalo]

Whats the back story on sparklys hubbie pooping in the basement?   

[DumbAss Tanker]

You know, I think hubby suffers from self hatred and pent up sexual frustration...

Going for "Understatement of the Century" there, Cindie?

 

[franksolich]

Whats the back story on sparklys hubbie pooping in the basement?   

This was a while ago, but I found out the sparkling husband primitive's wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement, sharing it with the cat litter box, so as to not stink up the "nice" regular bathroom in the main part of the house.

It's always amazed me, how the primitives manage to unwittingly betray information about themselves.

[franksolich]

This is a grown man? I outgrew those kind of insults in the 3rd grade.

The sparkling husband primitive, who owns exclusive real-estate (antique row-houses) in Baltimore but selfishly refuses to share them with homeless primitives, is already well into the seventh decade of his life.

[DarkHalo]

This was a while ago, but I found out the sparkling husband primitive's wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement, sharing it with the cat litter box, so as to not stink up the "nice" regular bathroom in the main part of the house.

It's always amazed me, how the primitives manage to unwittingly betray information about themselves.

She probably makes him sit down to piss too. 

[BlueStateSaint]

She probably makes him sit down to piss too. 

What the Germans call a "sitzpinkler."