Obviously the USSS is in the tank for McCain. They can't be trusted to safeguard The Chosen One once he's coronated--er--elected..
Obama's only choice now is to consider the safety of his family and withdraw from the racism--er--I mean race, campaign race, that's what I meant.
Yeah.
Since it's obvious that the US Secret Service cannot be trusted where the safety of Lord Obamessiah is concerned, I suggest that we form a NEW security agency; an agency whose loyalty to The One and his promise of hoping for change is beyond question. Given his stated goal of mending our relations with the international community, perhaps a more international, cosmopolitan name for that agency is in order. You know, sorta like killing two
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS umm, birds I mean (I meant birds, yeah) with one stone.
I know, we could call it the
gestatzheimpolizei...