GOVERMENT ORDERS MILLIONS OF COFFINS FOR "CIVIL UNREST"!!!

[dutch508]

Ah, DU. Got to love their crazy fears...

jpertello (443 posts)        Wed Oct-15-08 03:05 PM
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500,000 Coffins
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Edited on Wed Oct-15-08 03:07 PM by jpertello
GOVERMENT ORDERS MILLIONS OF COFFINS FOR "CIVIL UNREST"!!! Quote

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Don't Fear The Re-Run
The YouTube paranoia crew claims 9/11-2 (The Sequel) will be a hundred times worse than the original
By Mick Farren

An anonymous video showing a half million plastic coffins stashed in a formidably fenced field near Hartsfield Jackson International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia, is guaranteed to grab attention. One can hardly help but question the reason for the stacked ranks of the ugly, airtight, grey-green boxes. Is someone somewhere expecting a massive body count? And, if so, why? The veracity of the video is hard to question. A simple handheld camcorder shoots continuously from a vehicle driving along a two-lane backroad in broad daylight. The coffins are in plain sight, right in the open, piled geometrically for hundreds of yards. We appear to have a mystery, especially when an extensive Google search reveals that, aside from a single brief squib on WRAL-TV in Raleigh, North Carolina, the story of the coffins in the field has failed to surface anywhere in the mainstream media. The line between curiosity and paranoia, however, can be hard to define, so I proceed with caution.

A dispassionate review of the facts makes clear that, if a large number of coffins had to be stockpiled in anticipation of some ultra-dire national emergency, Atlanta would be a good place to do it. It is a major confluence for road, rail, and air traffic. Hartsfield Jackson is one of the nation’s biggest and busiest hubs for commercial aviation. Atlanta is also home to the Centers for Disease Control. Is it the CDC that knows something we don’t? Is a plague expected and no one is telling us? As radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones wrote on his website Prison Planet, “I don’t want to alarm anyone, but usually you don’t buy 500,000 plastic coffins just in case something happens; You buy them because you know something is going to happen.”

I discover a link to a site called the Neithercorp web forum where the Atlanta coffins are under constant discussion. I’m informed that a possible manufacturer of the coffins is Vantage Products Corporation in Covington, Georgia, and the unsubstantiated plot thickens when I learn that Vantage is allegedly a government contractor, a spin-off of DuPont, and has a chief legal officer who was supposedly a former Monsanto bigwig. Unfortunately, the possible conspiracy deflates with word from a poster using the pseudonym “dingoistheman” who claims to live near the coffin dump. “These things have been there for 10 years. There has never been any activity on the site since they brought them in.” Did I really need to call the CDC for an official statement that the coffins had nothing to do with them, and a denial that we were all going to die from bird flu this winter? Instead I followed another set of links to YouTube. And, to my surprise, the conspiracy suddenly re-inflated itself tenfold.

With a combination of delight and dismay, I learned that the video clip I had already seen was only one among many. It was simple and linear, but many of the others I found on YouTube were professional-quality productions. I discovered that they were not only raising all the possible questions posed by the half million coffins in Atlanta, but also offering some truly horrific answers.

The basis of this YouTube crew’s collective theory is a near-unthinkable power scenario. It may be paranoia, but it’s high-impact. Sometime before he’s scheduled to leave office next January, George W. Bush will engineer an epic pretext to suspend the Constitution, cancel or nullify the November elections, and declare martial law. Normally a coup is when a military junta – like the fictional Pentagon plot in the movie classic Seven Days in May – deposes the civilian authority and seizes power, but Bush can seemingly be counted on to reverse the traditional sequence. According to these uploads on YouTube, he is going to use the military to ensure that he and his cronies remain in permanent command, world without end. And the coffins in Atlanta – plus more on other sites around mainland USA – will be used for disposal of those executed in the bloody aftermath of the coming Bush putsch.

Either a war with Iran, or a massively violent incident on the same scale as the falling towers of 9/11, will become the pretext to round up millions of supposed “terrorists,” “terrorist sympathizers,” and “dissidents,” and either execute them or imprison them in concentration camps run by FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency). This at least is the story, as presented by these YouTube videos – created by individuals and groups with names like pushforfreedom, earthlasthope, or razzaq19 – and comes with a wealth of detail. According to these YouTube subversives, the Department of Homeland Security already has comprehensive lists that divide the population into three color-coded categories.

Those with the designation “Red” have no chance. Anyone who has opposed George Bush during his eight-year reign will be arrested – dragged from bed in the dark of night, face covered, protest muffled by black hood – and held for extermination. The “Blue” category is reserved for less-threatening malcontents, petty criminals, and the rank and file followers of “Reds.” They will be held for forced labor and re-education in the joys of totalitarian capitalism. The final, and by far the largest group, are the “Yellow,” the already docile, who Kenn Thomas, of the online conspiracy magazine Steamshovel Press, describes in an interview with Karmapolis magazine in Belgium as “happy, SUV-driving, George Bush-supporting McCitizens who have no need for a tank to be pointed at them in order to get them to obey.” To view the full theoretical horror, one only has to run a YouTube search for “FEMA coffins” or “FEMA concentration camps.”



FEMA figures significantly in this whole simmering mythology. Its sweeping emergency powers are continuously cited as the crucial Trojan horse that disguises the infiltration mechanisms of the great and global – but probably fictional – oppression of what’s known in the conspiracy subworld as the New World Order. This, though, is nothing new. Conspiracy veterans recall how, in the Clinton era of the 1990s, FEMA and the New World Order loomed large in the “black helicopter” fantasies of the paranoid far right. Back in the 20th century, the militia movement, readers of The Turner Dairies, and extreme evangelicals were convinced that Bill Clinton would choreograph a phony national emergency, all the excuse needed for FEMA, supported by United Nations troops (usually from Turkey and Pakistan) to invade the country and deprive Americans of their national sovereignty as power was ceded to the NWO.

The New World Order is a more venerable preoccupation than even FEMA. It has cast its murky and threatening shadow for more than a century, perpetually poised to steal power from both hereditary dynasties and elected governments. At various times it has supposedly been controlled by Freemasons, Fabians, the British royal family, the alleged Elders of Zion, munitions barons, Communists, Nazis, Trilateralists, the Bilderberg Group, and – at furthest stretch – extraterrestrials from Zeta Reticuli. Mercifully, the NWO has always remained an apparent figment of the paranoid mindset. FEMA, on the other hand, is uncomfortably real. It was created by Jimmy Carter’s 1979 executive order to bring civil defense and disaster preparedness under one roof, and the unprecedented power it acquired in the process is well-recognized as potentially disastrous if it ever fell into the wrong hands. And many of this YouTube crew firmly believe, if George Bush and his Department of Homeland Security control FEMA, it is now in the worst possible hands.

Even the supposition that any fear of FEMA would have died after the debacle of the agency’s response to Hurricane Katrina, and the 2005 flooding of New Orleans, does nothing to allay the apprehension of the YouTube crew. They claim that the whole NOLA mess was merely a smokescreen. As Kenn Thomas put it, again in Karmapolis, “When George Bush patted former FEMA management head Michael Brown on the back and said ‘Good job!’ he was rubbing it in, announcing that he really didn’t give a damn about taking responsibility for Katrina’s aftermath.” On YouTube, the accusations go further. Sixteen hundred people were confirmed dead (before the search of New Orleans’s attics was discontinued), and the lower Ninth Ward was deliberately allowed to turn into a toxic swamp, to conceal FEMA’s real capabilities. The agency will function with brutal efficiency if so required by its political masters.

tinfoil hat site: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message621539/...

 
 

sfexpat2000  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-15-08 03:10 PM
Response to Original message
2. This coffin story resurfaces every time there's a crisis.
 Anyone who knows our government knows they'd never bother with coffins!

Sexless pat is correct. We'll just put you into a rocket and shoot it at the sun.

[lastparker]

Sexless pat is correct. We'll just put you into a rocket and shoot it at the sun.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

GOVERMENT

And they think "Freepers" can't spell....

[DumbAss Tanker]

Coffins?  But...but...who will cut the logs?  Who will dig the shale oil?  Who will dig the canals to bring the melted glacier water south into arid lands?  Who will sculpt the Geroge W. Bush memorial onto Mt. McKinley with hand tools?

 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Alex Jones wrote on his website Prison Planet, “I don’t want to alarm anyone..."

Really, Alex? Really?

[TheSarge]

A simple handheld camcorder shoots continuously from a vehicle driving along a two-lane backroad in broad daylight. The coffins are in plain sight, right in the open, piled geometrically for hundreds of yards.

*looks at calendar*

Yup 15 days to Halloween.


Just sayin...

[Odin's Hand]

I personally cannot wait for "Disappearing Days". It's like the 12 days of Christmas with garotte wire and suppressed pistols.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

*looks at calendar*

Yup 15 days to Halloween.


Just sayin...

Quiet, you fool! That's when we enact "Marshall Law"! They are not supposed to know it yet!!


 

[USA4ME]

I've seen pics of the CatWoman primitive who lives in Atlanta and she is a hefty chunk.  Even if they chop her up I doubt 500,000 coffins would be enough.

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[NHSparky]

Coffins?  But...but...who will cut the logs?  Who will dig the shale oil?  Who will dig the canals to bring the melted glacier water south into arid lands?  Who will sculpt the Geroge W. Bush memorial onto Mt. McKinley with hand tools?

 

I hear Cynthia McKinney has some experience with that.  That and I hear she's gonna have a lot of free time come November 5th.

[JohnnyReb]

Quiet, you fool! That's when we enact "Marshall Law"! They are not supposed to know it yet!!


 

Learn to spell...It's "Marshall Slaw"....code for when we grind'em up and feed'em to the hogs. Wouldn't want to waste oil burning 'em.

[jinxmchue]

I thought they used up all the coffins in Texas after the hurricane hit.

[Tantal]

I'm sick and tired of this wasteful spending of my tax dollars. What's wrong with a good ol' fashioned trench filled with corpses and lye?

[Airwolf]

WTH. Can't any of you people in the VRWC keep a secret anymore? It's bad enough we ran out of ice trucks back in the day.

[Chris_]

*looks at calendar*

Yup 15 days to Halloween.


Just sayin...

I am still pissed the Prison Spaceship broke down on the way from Mars on Tuesday.  Damn low-bid contractors.

Have you any idea how difficult it will be to arrange for a disembodied voice to broadcast another warning to video from "The Monkees?"  It could be YEARS.

Teh Rove was NOT pleased.

[NHSparky]

I am still pissed the Prison Spaceship broke down on the way from Mars on Tuesday.  Damn low-bid contractors.

Have you any idea how difficult it will be to arrange for a disembodied voice to broadcast another warning to video from "The Monkees?"  It could be YEARS.

Teh Rove was NOT pleased.

Hey dude, don't look at me.  I already rerouted the grid to supply the power to the electric fences around the camps and for the incinerators.  It's your ass on the line, not mine.

Oh damn--I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I?  Dammit.

[Chris_]

Hey dude, don't look at me.  I already rerouted the grid to supply the power to the electric fences around the camps and for the incinerators.  It's your ass on the line, not mine.

Oh damn--I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I?  Dammit.

That was YOU?  Dammit, that power was supposed to go to the jumper cables for our 2,000 mile ship!  Now it has to stay disguised as the Alaskan ANWAR until we re-broadcast.

Ah hell, it wasn't your fault. Freaking standard SNAFU -- conflicting orders going out at the same time.

I'll send the info upstream.  If the Guys In Black stop by your house, give them this code:  Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1 A. 1-1 A-2B. 1 B-2B-3.  zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.

That should take care of everything.

[DarkHalo]

Hey! Has anyone notified Jeb Bush that he needs to get the ice trucks ready to roll? 

[Lord Undies]

I laugh at the Little Goon's misunderstanding of numbers.  It ain't "millions" of coffinds ordered.  It was thousands.  For the Little Goons.  On election day.

[dandi]

Why would anyone bury a perfectly good dead DUmmy? Their fat alone could keep the tank tracks greased for decades.

[Chris_]

I laugh at the Little Goon's misunderstanding of numbers.  It ain't "millions" of coffinds ordered.  It was thousands.  For the Little Goons.  On election day.

This is how they will go:

[Chris_]

Why would anyone bury a perfectly good dead DUmmy? Their fat alone could keep the tank tracks greased for decades.

True, but when you consider the smell, why would anybody WANT  to keep DUmmies above ground?

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

I'm more inclined to gut shoot 'em and leave 'em for the rats.

WTF!!!

 

What do you have against rats?