Nicely done, Sarah, though I do have one small quibble with you..
Dr. Pepper. -- The most vile, disgusting sugary-laden swill known to mankind. Here is a very true, and somewhat embarrassing story about how much I hate that drink.
In the mid 90's I went with a couple of friends to a Burger-King in Newport, Rhode Island - we got our meals and one of my friends got the carbonated witches brew. Usually when I have my dinner, I will eat at least half of it before I drink anything, My friends had sampled their drinks, and thought nothing of the accidental switch that had occurred. I took a bite of my Whopper w/cheese, my throat was too dry and it was going down slow, so I grabbed the drink, and took a huge gulp.
My brain did not know how to process the liquid I just swallowed, I momentarily lost control of my body and immediately fell to the floor - right off the chair, to my right side, "Thud." Once I got up to peals of laughter, I said, "why didn't you warn me about the soda ?" the answer from the friend who ordered the Dr pepper was "why ?" - I explained that it was Dr. Pepper, and that Obviously, he had my Coke. he then said, "Oh, I forgot I ordered that."