Well, **** me, if my husband were a raving moonbat I'd want to practice abstinence.
Hmm, perhaps the DUmmie has been on a series of dates, through an internet dating site or some such, and they happened to be decent, law abiding conservatives. Masturbator pulls out his oh so smooth mating A game, which immediately sends said date into a frenzy of loathing...and she pulls out the old abstinence card.
If they can write these absurdities, we can respond in kind, yes?