A man and his friend were walking down the road. His friend turned to him and said....
"Hey Bill, if you had two horses, would you give me one?"
"Jim, as good of friends as we are, you know I would."
They walked a little further.
"Hey Bill, if you had two home stereos, would you give me one of them?"
"Jim, why do you even ask? We're such good friends, you know if I had two home stereos I'd give you one."
They keep walking.
"One more question Bill. If you had two cars, would you give me one?"
"Ah Jim, now you know I've got two cars."
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DUmmies are more than willing to give away things they don't possess.
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