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The Bar => The Lounge => Game Threads => Topic started by: littlelamb on October 05, 2010, 02:25:07 PM
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I thought it would be fun to see what kind of sentence we could make. Just add what you may think is funny,sarcastic or whatever.
One day while looking at the DUmp I found a story on
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I thought it would be fun to see what kind of sentence we could make. Just add what you may think is funny,sarcastic or whatever.
One day while looking at the DUmp I found a story on
Boobiez. Needless to say I was
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Boobiez. Needless to say I was
dumbfounded, but I wasn't about to
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dumbfounded, but I wasn't about to
tell him he couldn't admire
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tell him he couldn't admire
wine coolers without first admitting...
(screw you Sparky and Thor!!!! :bird: )
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That he drank them when wearing
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That he drank them when wearing
a rather colorful pink-tinged
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a rather colorful pink-tinged
merkin sporting a leather eye patch. Suddenly, a gust of wind
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merkin sporting a leather eye patch. Suddenly, a gust of wind
came ripping through the
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came ripping through the
window, swirling about and blowing up the skirt of the comely young CC poster.
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came ripping through the
window, swirling about and blowing up the skirt of the comely young CC poster.
She was wearing a thong and had a
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She was wearing a thong and had a
briefcase in one hand, and in the other a map
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Trying to figure the way to
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Trying to figure the way to
Skins Island.
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Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing
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Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing
was covered in peanut butter, not the
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Nobody bothered to help, because the thong she was wearing
made it sound like she was whistling every time she farted.
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made it sound like she was whistling every time she farted.
The aroma of roasting peanuts was more than
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The aroma of roasting peanuts was more than
her pet monkey could take, next thing you know
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her pet monkey could take, next thing you know
.... the monkey LEPT, screeching and ripping
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.... the monkey LEPT, screeching and ripping
that sticky thong off. Thankfully,
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that sticky thong off. Thankfully,
he wore it over his trousers sparing us the sight of
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he wore it over his trousers sparing us the sight of
his wild and unruly
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his wild and unruly
dog, who, growling fiercely under his muzzle,
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dog, who, growling fiercely under his muzzle,
turned into a big ole puppy at the first sight of
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turned into a big ole puppy at the first sight of
the peanut butter crusted thongs and
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the peanut butter crusted thongs and
his $600 pair of Gucci sun glasses
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his $600 pair of Gucci sun glasses
that glinted in the sun. Meanwhile, the dog lifted his
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that glinted in the sun. Meanwhile, the dog lifted his
ears into alert as this crazy
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ears into alert as this crazy
blue alien dude descended from the sky in an IFO*
*Like a UFO, but we've identified it.
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blue alien dude descended from the sky in an IFO*
...that sprayed pixie dust from one end of the
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...that sprayed pixie dust from one end of the
his dick to land on the Butler
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With a loud cry he said
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With a loud cry he said
, "I am from Planet Petty, and we are here to conquer your servants!
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, "I am from Planet Petty, and we are here to conquer your servants!
And on Planet Petty we really enjoy eating big
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Macs and french fries and every once in a while, we...
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Macs and french fries and every once in a while, we...
float down the street singing
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float down the street singing
hi ho hi ho its off to
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hi ho hi ho its off to
to the polls with clubs we go to
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to the polls with clubs we go to
intimidate Whitey because
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intimidate Whitey because
in Delaware we vote for Coons afterall he's
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The man who can
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The man who can
out run the dogs.
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out run the dogs.
And catch the rabbit that is to be sold to......
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And catch the rabbit that is to be sold to......
Ptarmigan, who
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Ptarmigan, who
although he wishes to rid the world of filthy sodomites, just couldn't help
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although he wishes to rid the world of filthy sodomites, just couldn't help
scratching its ears and feeding it a
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A big juicy
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A big juicy
slice of rum soaked carrot cake
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slice of rum soaked carrot cake
What do you do with a drunken rabbit early in the morning.?
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What do you do with a drunken rabbit early in the morning.?
Watch them breed......
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Watch them breed......
while knitting with beer soaked
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while knitting with beer soaked
dental floss, a very chic looking
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dental floss, a very chic looking
furry came along
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Asked if they could
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Asked if they could
take a lil ride
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take a lil ride
on Air Force One while the President is
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on Air Force One while the President is
blowing kisses to himself in the mirror and
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blowing kisses to himself in the mirror and
Michelle is in the galley preparing herself a large bowl of
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Michelle is in the galley preparing herself a large bowl of
crow because her hubby beat her at
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crow because her hubby beat her at
Leroys' 'Fried Chicken and Collard Greens Mansion" in
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Graceland. However, they woulden't serve
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Graceland. However, they woulden't serve
them because the wore white sheets. They didn't know....
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them because the wore white sheets. They didn't know....
.....so they raced back to their motorcade and sped off to
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a little-known hideaway in Chicago known as the
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Pilgrim Baptist Church of South Chicago, where 9th-degree black belt nuns waited with
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baited breath. They were ready for a
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baited breath. They were ready for a
dance off, hadn't seen one since Don Cornelius went off the air, but they were surprised to see
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2 black people who couldn't dance but they sure can
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2 black people who couldn't dance but they sure can
eat, especially the way they smelled of
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chitlins and
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eat, especially the way they smelled of
fried chicken an d collard greens but the juice of the
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fried chicken an d collard greens but the juice of the
box of wine Michelle brought spilled all over
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box of wine Michelle brought spilled all over
Nancy "The Wicked Witch of the West" Pelosi, who proceeded to
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Pelosi/wickedwitch.jpg)
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Nancy "The Wicked Witch of the West" Pelosi, who proceeded to
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Pelosi/wickedwitch.jpg)
have Harry Reid lick it from
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Lick it off her pointy plastic nose and screamed
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Lick it off her pointy plastic nose and screamed
' AND YOUR LITTLE DOG SOTOMAYOR TOO "
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' AND YOUR LITTLE DOG SOTOMAYOR TOO "
As he sauntered off to his special place, a place filled with
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As he sauntered off to his special place, a place filled with
angles, angles, and more angles everwhere he looked, and they were all either right or Sharron; Reid fled in terror, because his special place had been infiltrated by
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angles, angles, and more angles everwhere he looked, and they were all either right or Sharron; Reid fled in terror, because his special place had been infiltrated by
hoards of classy wimmenz carrying teapots and teacups chanting
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hoards of classy wimmenz carrying teapots and teacups chanting
blink blink!
Blink Blink!
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blink blink!
Blink Blink!
as the sounds of teabags bouncing off his head drowned out
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The whimpers from his
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dancing monkey. He cried "Dance Monkey, Dance!" as onlookers
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dancing monkey. He cried "Dance Monkey, Dance!" as onlookers
wanted so badly to join in, but they were scared because
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socialism was failing once again and the people
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socialism was failing once again and the people
knew dancing surely wouldn't help, so they
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continued to spend and spend some more till....
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continued to spend and spend some more till....
dancing finally sounded like a good idea because they knew if they danced, they could at least
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put off the elections which they feared, because....
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put off the elections which they feared, because....
once the elections occurred, they would disappear ... POOF like a
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once the elections occurred, they would disappear ... POOF like a
Like a muslim jihadist in a ...
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Like a muslim jihadist in a ...
In a pig farm ...About that time, Obama's ears began to
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In a pig farm ...About that time, Obama's ears began to
flap as he took flight to.....
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his commanders aboard the mothership
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his commanders aboard the mothership
Lollypop. It's a fine trip to the
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Lollypop. It's a fine trip to the
to the land of Sorostan where the people
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to the land of Sorostan where the people
adore and worship their god, who, interestingly enough
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adore and worship their god, who, interestingly enough
eat wagyu steaks and ice cream under a
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eat wagyu steaks and ice cream under a
candy shop, and dumpster dive for
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candy shop, and dumpster dive for
skittles! Freshly deposited skittles from Hillary, the High Priestess of Unicorns
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skittles! Freshly deposited skittles from Hillary, the High Priestess of Unicorns
and cigar dildo distributors with...
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large hands clamp their products and throw them.....
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large hands clamp their products and throw them.....
where the sun don't shine, which is pretty awesome when you consider
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that that is what they all smell like, but...
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that that is what they all smell like, but...
no one ever thought of the consequences of adding the two
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no one ever thought of the consequences of adding the two
in such a moist humidor between
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in such a moist humidor between
their lips, I mean, it makes sense but then there is
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their lips, I mean, it makes sense but then there is
that danged unicorn in the corner again, and he won't stop
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that danged unicorn in the corner again, and he won't stop
shitting SKITTLES. They're up to
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their eyeballs in debt and then they have the gall to.....
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their eyeballs in debt and then they have the gall to.....
try to put these shitty skittles on the market. If I wanted shitty skittles, I would
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ask the gubberment for some gubberment cheese as well and.....
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ask the gubberment for some gubberment cheese as well and.....
some un-shitty skittles. I mean really! Do they think that can pass that over on me? I am a
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conservative at heart. None of that garbage for me, I.....
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conservative at heart. None of that garbage for me, I.....
only eat bacon flavored skittles since we all know that bacon cures
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the blues and makes me go wild all the time in....
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the blues and makes me go wild all the time in....
the...wait a minute! Bacon flavored skittles? Oh yeah baby, the only thing better is
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bacon flavored donuts because they...
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are much more filling and they still have that awesome flavor that only bacon
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can bring to the pallete, but with all this much bacon, I am craving some....
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can bring to the pallete, but with all this much bacon, I am craving some....
bacon fried bacon. It is the delicacy of
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people that REALLY love bacon and then some and....
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beer! Sweet nectar of the Gods! Beer! Bacon, Beer, and
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beer! Sweet nectar of the Gods! Beer! Bacon, Beer, and
boobiez of course, but us womens love the
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guys with six-pack abs, or at least six packs (both would be best), who
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can party like no tomorrow and still bring home the...
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can party like no tomorrow and still bring home the...
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!
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BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!
So what was that we were talking about? Oh yeah....
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So what was that we were talking about? Oh yeah....
BOOBIEZ!!!!!!
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BOOBIEZ!!!!!!
It used to be wine, whiskey and women. Now it is beer, boobiez and bacon.
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But, I can always go for boobiez and some draught beer, then....
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But, I can always go for boobiez and some draught beer, then....
Bacon! Must have Bacon. If I don't have bacon, I shall
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drink more & more draught beer and.....
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get shit faced while singing
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Mary had a little lamb while wearing
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jeans and a metal concert shirt.....
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..which was really hard to do because it's very constricting and she didn't want to ...
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Break her very lacy
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jacket and shirt, although...
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The purple bra underneath was poking her
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The purple bra underneath was poking her
In the knee caps
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that she kept in a display cabinet, along with the rest of her knee cap collection, the collecting of which she took up shortly after she became bored with nose collecting, a hobby that
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makes you wash your hands a lot.....
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makes you wash your hands a lot.....
because some of those noses....well let's just say they tend to be a little
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because some of those noses....well let's just say they tend to be a little
bit of a challenge for
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A snot nosed little
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kid that likes to jump on cars and...
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While blowing a
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While blowing a
a snot rocket into his brother's
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a snot rocket into his brother's
ear, barely missing the big ole
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mole on the side of his face....
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mole on the side of his face....
Which looked like a
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big ole' nasty, hairy mole in the shape of...
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Texas with a hair right where the city of
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Texas with a hair right where the city of
Austin would be. Some say it's
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too big to operate on....
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But too large for him not to get
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any dates with the hot ladies, which really...
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Is a shame because he really really needs to
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go out and have some "fun" and...
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go out and have some "fun" and...
Show off his skills in
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Show off his skills in
...Islamic goat roping and ...
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...Islamic goat roping and ...
underwater basket weaving , leaving a
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legacy behind for his children but, they...
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legacy behind for his children but, they...
will never know a thing about his
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penchant for cigars, cigarettes and Tiparillos.
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penchant for cigars, cigarettes and Tiparillos.
The next thing he knew.....
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he was walking into town and....
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noticed 3 kids with the same mole on their face
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noticed 3 kids with the same mole on their face
and wondered if he had been they before. Then he
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and wondered if he had been they before. Then he
put on his fancy..
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shoes and started to dance with the ladies...
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Singing The Barney Song while popping the
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Singing The Barney Song while popping the
...the little blue pills and waiting....
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For something to pop up so he could
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have some serious fun, maybe stroll into a town bar....
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and ask Allentownjake for a lap dance.
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Then Thor took out his
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Then Thor took out his
trombone and tickled
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The closest Caver and yelled bitch slaps for
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The closest Caver and yelled bitch slaps for
...all and to all a good....
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night, time to log onto CC and see what the DUmmies...
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Have their panties in a twist about
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again and it's most likely to be the fact that....
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That Bush is ahead in
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his golf game
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his golf game
...and Obama is his caddy for the next...
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year because he lost the basketball game and got 12 stitches in his lip and...
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year because he lost the basketball game and got 12 stitches in his lip and...
Misha is okay with that because Baracky doesn't use his mouth
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Misha is okay with that because Baracky doesn't use his mouth
, not that he had any teeth anyway,
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, not that he had any teeth anyway,
and you don't need teeth to
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and you don't need teeth to
lip synch your speeches, but it is better to have them for
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lip synch your speeches, but it is better to have them for
better aim when spitting watermelon seeds.
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better aim when spitting watermelon seeds.
Which Me-Shell Obama grow in the ........
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Which Me-Shell Obama grow in the ........
sewage-laden poor excuse of a
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sewage-laden poor excuse of a
outdoor garden that
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outdoor garden that
is overgrown with weeds and has been neglected ever since
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is overgrown with weeds and has been neglected ever since
Me-shell took off her
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The only garden that is allowed because the rest of us
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want to eat cheeseburgers and ice cream and drink beer, but....
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want to eat cheeseburgers and ice cream and drink beer, but....
cheeseburgers and ice cream and beer are for dear leader not....
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for the peasant surfs to enjoy, they must.....
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each shit and like the taste of it
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Thank you sir, may I have another!
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She said to the strange man sitting at the bar that had just bought her a Texas Zombie, 6 shots of something
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that looked green and tasted very terrible, fell off the stool....
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and onto her face which was an improvement
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and onto her face which was an improvement,
given that up until then, differentiating her sizable derriere from her face was known to confound even the most seasoned of physicians.
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:rotf:
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given that up until then, differentiating her sizable derriere from her face was known to confound even the most seasoned of physicians.
So she got up, and brushed off her bum, or maybe it was her face (we'll never know) and went on her merry way singing
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So she got up, and brushed off her bum, or maybe it was her face (we'll never know) and went on her merry way singing
God Save the Queen, which she thought....
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God Save the Queen, which she thought....
was written specifically with her in mind. Until that moment she
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remember she locked her keys in her car then.....
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remember she locked her keys in her car then.....
proceded to bust out the back window with a golf club
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proceded to bust out the back window with a golf club
Right then a cop jumped out of the bushes and yelled
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"Freeze, you're under arrest" for destroying privet property and....
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Proving you are a huge DUmmy and smell like a
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Micheal Moore impersonator doing.....
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bong hits in the back of a van down by the river.....
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bong hits in the back of a van down by the river.....
don't boogie the damn thing and pass the cheetos!
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After I take another hit, I'm going to the movies and....
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After I take another hit, I'm going to the movies and....
...eat a 55 gallon drum of hot buttered popcorn and drink....
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...eat a 55 gallon drum of hot buttered popcorn and drink....
a half-keg of Heineken just the during the trailers and preview.
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Then, after the movie, going go back into town and....
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see what kind of trouble
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see what kind of trouble
he could start in a gay bar
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but then realized where he was and got the heck out of dodge, running out the door....
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but then realized where he was and got the heck out of dodge, running out the door....
Waving his hands above his head frantically, but whispering
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Waving his hands above his head frantically, but whispering
I am too old for this stuff, The Blue Oyster Bar has too many cops, I would be better off at the
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I am too old for this stuff, The Blue Oyster Bar has too many cops, I would be better off at the
YMCA. :lmao:
*** I have totally forgot who the hell we are pretending to be!**
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In the meantime. a Penquin waddled into the New York Times lobby carrying a sign that said
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In the meantime. a Penquin waddled into the New York Times lobby carrying a sign that said
"Oh No! It's Mr. Bill!" People began to gather around the penguin to hear what he kept murmuring over and over,
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"Glow-bull warming...glow-bull warming...."
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"Glow-bull warming...glow-bull warming...."
,which was an abominabull sentiment, but also strangely nobull in its way
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which, considering the bright red bow-tie the penguin was wearing
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which, considering the bright red bow-tie the penguin was wearing
you would have thought he would have caused a spectacle. Instead, people were fixated on his
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you would have thought he would have caused a spectacle. Instead, people were fixated on his
tuxedo, which needed an evident cleaning and pressing due to the
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tuxedo, which needed an evident cleaning and pressing due to the
fact he had recently spent time rolling
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fact he had recently spent time rolling
That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.
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That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.
:rotf: :lmao:
Okay, vesta, that's worthy of a h5.
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That darn egg between his legs his wife had left him to hatch.
And since there are no dry cleaners where he came from, he decided he would travel to the big city, get his tux dry cleaned, and take care of some business, such as
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putting in an order for 6,257 cubic kilometers of sea ice, just for him and
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putting in an order for 6,257 cubic kilometers of sea ice, just for him and
his gay buddy Barney who loves to stick his
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ear on his
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rectal thermometer which helps him
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hear the shit hit the fan