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primitives discuss collection agencies
« on: June 30, 2011, 06:44:59 PM »
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6 Common Lies Debt Collectors Will Tell You

http://www.blackenterprise.com/2011/05/31/6-common-lies...

And how to spot them a mile away...plus know the truth about your rights as a consumer

If you’ve ever had to deal with debt collectors, you know that many of them can be extremely persistent, rude and even downright obnoxious. But how do you know if a debt collector is flat-out lying to you or misrepresenting the facts just to get you to fork over some cash? It’s not always easy to separate truth from fiction when it comes to aggressive bill collectors.

Debt collection agencies train their collectors do everything possible to collect a debt and close out an account as rapidly as possible. Sometimes, unfortunately, the unscrupulous ones will even tell you bald-faced lies in an effort to scare you or quickly squeeze money from your wallet.

Debt collectors are typically well-trained individuals who deal with hundreds of cash-strapped consumers every single month. Consequently, they know what questions to ask, how to intimidate you, and what buttons to push, in order to get what they want.

In light of these facts, it’s important to be aware of the tactics debt collectors often use, including the lies that many are trained to tell.

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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-30-11 06:53 PM
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6. Here's one I got slammed with... 

"You still owe us $500 on your account. You can keep making payments of $100 a month until it's paid-off, or you can pay $400 right now, and we'll take the last $100 off the bill."

I fell for that, and then they just sold the last $100 to a different collection agency.
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 07:28:26 PM »
For some reason I don`t seem to have to worry about this issue.

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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 07:33:29 PM »
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Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-30-11 06:53 PM
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6. Here's one I got slammed with...

"You still owe us $500 on your account. You can keep making payments of $100 a month until it's paid-off, or you can pay $400 right now, and we'll take the last $100 off the bill."

I fell for that, and then they just sold the last $100 to a different collection agency.

Utter organic bovine waste matter dummie. Back in the early 90's I took care of the IT for a collection agency. The way I understood it, they sent the deadbeats a series of letters over a period of months, each getting a little more "urgent" in their tone. They called them up when "new debt" came in. They were required to say something about collecting a debt and some legal BS. You could work out a payment plan with them or pay an amount right up front and the debt would be retired and you have to sign some legal BS. I was there when folks would come in to sign and pay.*

Collection agencies typically get about 30 percent if collected and once it hits over one year in arrears the collection odds drop to less that 10 percent.

* Funny thing about being there...and I was there a lot because they had bad power and lightening strikes that would fry the Novell net. You would get people come in that had hit a bad spot of luck and wanted to work out a payment plan, then you would get the dummy type people that would come in and be assholes. I had to physically throw this guy out the door one day. Another interesting side note... I always used to stop in there around 4:30 on Friday if I was in the area because A) it was 8 blocks from my house, B) that's when they did their tape backup and not really doing any work, and C) the "collection agent manager" was a hot as hell redhead... not to mention the other 10 girls. Oh yeah!! Perky gonna take care of the customer. So I go in there one Friday at about 4:15pm to see if everything was going OK... no really I was... and while I was there flirting with Carrot Top,  which is what I called her, the door opened and a customer come in. Well she had to go take care of the customer and while they were talking the voice sounded like my mom's. Well it was my mom. She had forgot to pay a doctor bill. I don't know who was more surprised, me or her when I came round the corner.
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 07:49:59 PM »
One wonders what the skumbag primitive was in arrears for $500 for.

One suspects it had to do with pictures and films on his computer.

Never mind.
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 08:36:59 PM »
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6. Here's one I got slammed with...

"You still owe us $500 on your account. You can keep making payments of $100 a month until it's paid-off, or you can pay $400 right now, and we'll take the last $100 off the bill."

I fell for that, and then they just sold the last $100 to a different collection agency.
I'd like to buy that bill collector a drink, if he exists.

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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 10:07:41 PM »
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Debt collectors are typically well-trained individuals
No, they're  minimaly trained, and trying to make a few bucks to live on.

I wouldn't want their job for love nor money.

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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 10:15:11 PM »
No, they're  minimaly trained, and trying to make a few bucks to live on.

I wouldn't want their job for love nor money.

Pay your bills, DUmmies, and you'll never hear from them.
Absolutely right. It is a truly shit job, and they don't make peanuts.
To top it off, they have to argue with deadbeats all day, every day.
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 10:25:28 PM »
Absolutely right. It is a truly shit job, and they don't make peanuts.
To top it off, they have to argue with deadbeats all day, every day.
Sort of like posting at the DUmp.

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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 03:45:43 AM »
I have a story about collection agencies, but first I need to give you some back ground info.

My mom grew up dirt poor and didn't really like it much. As result she became a great money manager. If she didn't need something, she didn't buy it. If she did need something and she could find a similar item for just a nickel cheaper, she would buy the cheaper item and stick the saved nickel in the savings account. She's very particular and mindful about what she does with her money. She's the same way about her records. She probably still has her financial records, including receipts and cancelled checks, from the year I was born.

With that out of the way, a couple of weeks ago mom found a message on her answering machine from a woman requesting a call back. Mom didn't recognize the name or the number, but she made the call. The woman said she was calling from a collection agency about an outstanding debt owed to a doctor's office for some procedure that had been performed. She gave mom that invoice number, the date of the invoice, the doctor's name, and the amount of the debt. It turns out the debt was $7. Mom told her that she was pretty sure she had paid it but would need to check her records to be certain. The woman told her to do that and then call back. Mom found the cancelled check and called the woman. I believe the woman asked for a copy of the check to be faxed so she could clear things up. Regardless, the debt had actually been paid, and things did get cleared up.

When mom told the story to me I was amazed that any procedure at a doctor's office was only $7 AND that such a small amount would be accepted by a collection agency. All mom was amazed at was how nice and polite that the collections lady was. Of course mom probably talked to her calmly and treated her with a bit of respect.
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 06:24:13 AM »
Only had a collection agency on my case one time...it was 6/8 months after my heart attack. I had spent almost 2 weeks in three different hospitals. I got out of the hospital one morning and that day I got a bill for the ER from the first hospital. I spent about an hour in the ER there and got a bill for $9,100. Written by hand diagonally across the bill in red ink was "Do not pay this bill as we are still in discussions with your insurance company."

Well, insurance company sent me a notice that they had paid most of the bill and I never got another bill from the first hospital. Late in the afternoon of a Friday 6/8 months later I got a call from a collection agency in Tennessee. The collection agency said that I was delinquent in paying my hospital bill of $910 and that if I would put it on my credit card they would settle for $450 and mark it paid. I have never had a credit card and told the guy I didn't have one. He said that If I wired them the money that day they would settle for the $450. I told him it was mighty late in the day and the bank would be closed before I got to town and that I would do it Monday morning. He says that if I wire it on Monday morning it would cost me $540 to settle the bill. I had just that day gotten a bill from the same hospital for another visit to the ER that my insurance wouldn't pay. So, I hopped into my truck and headed over to the hospital to pay "BOTH" bills at one time.

I walked in the hospital and ran into the maintenance man, an old friend from high school. I asked him where the billing office was and he said, "Follow him, he's the head of the billing office". It was a guy I knew from the Marines and my college days. We shot the breeze for awhile catching up on the past 35 years then he asked why I was there. I told him about the collection agency calling me about paying a bill I never got. He remembered the bill because he was the one that wrote "don't pay" on it. Long story short, he wanted all the money but I told him the collection agency would settle for half that and maybe I should deal with them. He laughed and said he would take the $450 and mark it paid.

Well, I wrote a check and that took care of the old bill. Then I plopped out the new bill and asked how much it would take to settle it. He tells me we haven't had time to hear from your insurance company. I told him that my insurance wasn't going to pay anything on that bill, I was going to have to pay it all...."Oh now, we have to have it paid in full then", he says. I told him that if my insurance company was willing to pay the bill that they would and did give the insurance company at least a 10% discount on all bills sent to them. I asked why couldn't he do the same for me. He knocked 10% off the bill and I paid it.

...and so ended my one and only encounter with a collection agency....almost. I guess the collection agency had gotten shit out of their collection fee because I paid the hospital directly because the next week they called and tried to collect their fee from me.... :lmao: ...Fat chance of that happening.

ETA: Let me tell a little more about hospitals, insurance companies and billing.

I spent less than an hour in the first hospital ER. Because, as the doctor put it, I was having a major-major heart attack, they weren't equipped to take care of someone in my condition. He couldn't get me stable and out of there to another hospital fast enough. Well, I arrived at the second hospital and they weren't capable of taking care of me either...BUT...they kept me in ICU for 48 hours to get me stable enough to shipp on to a third hospital and surgery.

Now here's what I'm getting at. First hospital bill, $9,100 and insurance paid 90% of it and I paid (see above) the rest.

Second hospital bill for 48 hours of ICU was $16,000. My insurance company had/has a contract with them. Insurance company paid them $4,000 and bill was "PAID IN FULL". If I had been able or unable to pay myself, they would have been looking for or suing for the full $16,000....that just ain't right.

Third and final hospital bill was for $16,001. I had surgery done there and was in ICU 6 days and 2 days in CCU. The total bill there was just $16,001 and my damn insurance company was arguing about the price. They didn't want to pay the full price.... :mad:....they paid 2 nd hospital $2,000 a day for just ICU care with no fuss but didn't want to pay the 3 rd the same rate for surgery and care because they didn't have a contract with them.... :mad:

Moral of the story is...ask questions about billing if you're ever in the hospital. Start off nice, then be an ass...act like a DUmmie if you have too. The money you save may be your own.
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 06:26:40 AM »
No, they're  minimaly trained, and trying to make a few bucks to live on.

I wouldn't want their job for love nor money.

Pay your bills, DUmmies, and you'll never hear from them.

Problem is, it's not just the DUmmies that hear from them.  When I first moved here, I got a landline phone.  I got rid of it for a couple of reasons: 1--everyone already has my cell number, 2--the ONLY calls I got for three months were from collection agencies trying to find the last person who had that number.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 07:03:52 AM »
Problem is, it's not just the DUmmies that hear from them.  When I first moved here, I got a landline phone.  I got rid of it for a couple of reasons: 1--everyone already has my cell number, 2--the ONLY calls I got for three months were from collection agencies trying to find the last person who had that number.

...and just try being the first of that family name in the white pages of the telephone book. They must think that the first one of that name in the listings knows all about the rest of the people with the same last name.  :lmao: After awhile you get tired of them calling so you send them on wild goose chases..."She got married, I don't remember who to"..."they moved to Florida"..."He died...I think"... :lmao: ...That's one way of getting on the "Do not call" list. :lmao:
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Re: primitives discuss collection agencies
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 10:06:44 AM »
Problem is, it's not just the DUmmies that hear from them.  When I first moved here, I got a landline phone.  I got rid of it for a couple of reasons: 1--everyone already has my cell number, 2--the ONLY calls I got for three months were from collection agencies trying to find the last person who had that number.
Same here.  Talked to their supervisor, and calls stopped.
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 10:09:21 AM »
Hell ive had the same landline number for 5 years and we still get calls for the previous users of the number, and whats worse is the collection people just dont believe that we have nothing to do with the debtor.  We are not to bothered as we just now tell them to hold on, put the phone down and walk away as they just wont listen.

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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 10:34:45 AM »
The Federal Debt Collections Practices Act outline what collectors can say and do with a debtor. You cannot
threaten, intimidate or imply any type of action on a debtor unless there will be a specific action taken by a legal means. You cannot disclose any privileged information on a debt or obligation to any one other than the individual who incurred the debt.(Community property states excluded). If a debtor tells you to quit calling, you advise them of their rights to continue the debt collection, terminate the call, and purge the number.

It has been my experience that when the feces hit the oscillator and actual legal actions have commenced,
attempts to resolve the debt become a priority. Too many times I have had debtors call and ask why a judgment or a court order to seize assets was issued. Could be you never answered the calls from  the issuing financial institution, a minimum of four collection agencies, and usually a pre legal firm.

Point is, debtors control their destiny. If you used credit for goods and services, pay it. The ones that are hurt are the ones with good credit who have to pay in increased fees for their goods and services.

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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2011, 11:26:47 AM »
Hell ive had the same landline number for 5 years and we still get calls for the previous users of the number, and whats worse is the collection people just dont believe that we have nothing to do with the debtor.  We are not to bothered as we just now tell them to hold on, put the phone down and walk away as they just wont listen.

Heh, I used to have a recording from Robot Chicken where the tooth fairy called upon a youngster and while she was there, a domestic started happening up to and including a gun shot!

Used it all the time when telemarketers called!

Another favorite is ask who they are callin' for and play homicide detective! Tell them they need to give you their name, number and address so you can fly out to talk to them so you can eliminate them as a suspect! Ya get a lot of dial tones in a New York minute!
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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2011, 11:29:41 AM »
For some reason I don`t seem to have to worry about this issue.

Me either, neighbor.  I wonder why? :???:
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2011, 12:27:19 PM »
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Another favorite is ask who they are callin' for and play homicide detective!
  My husband did that!  He's like 47 and loves to do phone shit from time to time. 

That pisses me off when they call your cell, looking for the last guy who had that cell number.  And they persist.  Cell minutes aren't free.  Bastards.

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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2011, 01:06:40 PM »
One wonders what the skumbag primitive was in arrears for $500 for.

One suspects it had to do with pictures and films on his computer.

Never mind.

I would hope it was a medical bill after a vet saw his bumper sticker about screwing the wives of military personnel who were stationed in a combat zone.
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« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2011, 01:18:21 PM »
 My husband did that!  He's like 47 and loves to do phone shit from time to time.  

That pisses me off when they call your cell, looking for the last guy who had that cell number.  And they persist.  Cell minutes aren't free.  Bastards.

Heh! The first question I ask is......

"Who am I speakin' to?",

followed by...........

"What's your relation to the deceased?",

"Did you have a beef with, (insert name)?",

"Can you verify your whereabouts last night between midnight and 3 AM?",

"Can you come downtown to clear this up?",

"Are you sure you don't hold a grudge against (insert name)?",

"If you don't know (insert name), then why are you callin' my crime scene?",

"You don't want to get on my bad side bubba! You best give me your info so I can check you out!",

"You don't have any wants or warrants do ya?"

 CLICK!

For some reason they never call back!
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2011, 03:08:48 PM »
Heh! The first question I ask is......

"Who am I speakin' to?",

followed by...........

"What's your relation to the deceased?",

"Did you have a beef with, (insert name)?",

"Can you verify your whereabouts last night between midnight and 3 AM?",

"Can you come downtown to clear this up?",

"Are you sure you don't hold a grudge against (insert name)?",

"If you don't know (insert name), then why are you callin' my crime scene?",

"You don't want to get on my bad side bubba! You best give me your info so I can check you out!",

"You don't have any wants or warrants do ya?"

 CLICK!

For some reason they never call back!

lol. Reminds me of Tom Mabe and telemarketers (see below). The worst I've done is when my wife answered the phone and the telemarketer asked to speak to me she told them that I wasn't there. She then said she was my wife. By then I could tell it was a telemarketer. I eased over to her and yelled near the phone, "Hurry up and get off the phone before your husband comes home!" The wife wasn't pleased, but the call ended.

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« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 03:27:34 PM »
lol. Reminds me of Tom Mabe and telemarketers (see below). The worst I've done is when my wife answered the phone and the telemarketer asked to speak to me she told them that I wasn't there. She then said she was my wife. By then I could tell it was a telemarketer. I eased over to her and yelled near the phone, "Hurry up and get off the phone before your husband comes home!" The wife wasn't pleased, but the call ended.

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« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 03:35:03 PM »
Yep! That's where I got the idea! From Rick and BubbA!

I couldn't hold it together long enough to pull it off. I'd crack up too soon.
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