I'm taking off about midnight, and won't be back for four days.
Another trip north, the direction opposite of northeastern Oklahoma, in case a certain someone is wondering.
Anyway, all day long, I've been watching traffic here, because of a most curious phenomenon. It's been a slow day for members and comments, but unique "page views" have been way way way out of whack; of course, some of it's bots and crawlers and spiders and whatnot, but a greater some of it has been bona fide ISP (internet service provider) numbers of real people.
A lot of primitives peeking in.
Even more peculiar than that, many of them have been reading franksolich all day long, usually short stories.
In fact, at one point today (Sunday), one-third of everybody here was reading a short story by franksolich, some of those stories being so ancient I forgot I even wrote them.
The primitives are watching franksolich.
Now remember, in the primitive perception, simply reading (and sometimes commenting upon) what another person has written, is "stalking."
I'm actually flattered that so many are reading things I wrote, but if I thought like a primitive, I'd be scared shitless; these people are stalking me.
It should be an interesting trip this week, a primitive-free vacation.