the average wage would be $8.30/hour
That's over a dollar more than the job he just got fired from. So let's see. The Twix saga:
1. Target Vice President in charge of checkout on aisle 4, transferred to
2. Target Vice President in charge of uncrating melon ballers and financial advise to co-workers, to
3. Fired for insubordination
4. Unemployed
5. Sure bet job lined up at the air port. Only detail left is the drug test.
6. Job at the air port falls through after drug test.
7. Still unemployed.
8. New plan to emigrate from this shithole country, to somewhere that a black drug addict is valued.
9. Check on visa possibilities, finds his skill set limits choices to Upper Volta and Somalia
10. Still unemployed.
11. Decides to move to Portugal on tourist visa, then move in with son illegally, and sponge off him.
12. Son changes address, fails to notify Twix, fails to send airfare, apparently gets a new e-mail address. Portugal sucks anyway.
13. Still unemployed.
14. Lands $7.25/hr. job with no pre-employment drug test.
15. Works two weeks part time, take home pay $287.
16. Scores a full ounce of "sweet B.C. Bud", then discovers it's mostly shake and seeds. Ripped off. Bummer.
17. Boss, for no reason, requires a urine test, test strips show many bright colors.
18. Unemployed.
19. Applies at McDonald's, but hates the bastards already. Suspects discrimination due to pre-employment drug test rumors.