The greedy thorn primitive is middle-aged, and an 8th grade teacher in Kansas.
Allegedly.
It was the greedy thorn primitive who "borrowed" something written by the legendary herb primitive, Mythsaje, some months ago, and posted it as her own. The legendary herb primitive asked for acknowledgement and an apology, and then backed down under pressure from Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, after having sometime before been bullied by the primitive woman bothered by cold weater, TroubleInWinter.
On the surface, it appears that the husband of the greedy thorn primitive is caring and indulgent of his wife, but as happens all too often, she isn't satisfied with having it all; she wants more.
There shouldn't be any doubt the greedy thorn primitive is a lush, much like the American Nana primitive, NanceGreggs.