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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM »
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
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You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
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You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2008, 10:39:28 PM »
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1. I am 27 years old Ava and the one thing that I have learned is ...
 boys don't stop behaving like teenagers.Especially when they are around their assholes friends.

Hey look, another Hillary supporter.  :rofl:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2008, 10:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
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You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Your words cut me to the quick!  :lmao:

Big old high-waisted-ass-is-flat-gut-is-hugh pants.... I swear.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2008, 05:19:06 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on March 24, 2008, 09:11:58 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 24, 2008, 08:46:07 PM
You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
I ran with a rougher crowd than you.  We didnt' have a cheerleader, our "defroster" was a guy we called "Squid" with a bic lighter and a huge bong....


So, then . . . what's "Squid's" DU name?
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2008, 05:47:44 AM »
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old"  :whatever:

Yeah, I think that's what is going on too. Grow a sense of humor, Ava. You are only a kid once and those boys were being, well kids. Most will probably be decent young men in a few years, but hopefully they won't lose their sense of humor even if that sense of humor matures.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2008, 05:50:00 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on March 24, 2008, 08:41:52 PM
Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED

spoiled little snots these days

 :lmao:

OH and OUCH!  :o :-)
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2008, 05:51:32 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

I can't think of anyway to moon gracefully if one were to wear 'mom jeans'. Of course the alternative anymore are pants that show a half moon all day long...it's just not as funny like that.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2008, 06:00:43 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Your words cut me to the quick!  :lmao:

Big old high-waisted-ass-is-flat-gut-is-hugh pants.... I swear.

For Schade...




 :banghead: :banghead: :lmao:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2008, 09:27:20 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on March 24, 2008, 08:41:52 PM
Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED

spoiled little snots these days

 :rotf: 
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2008, 11:01:06 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 24, 2008, 02:12:46 PM
Been There Done That.

I'm getting you an internet acronym dictionary for Christmas.

You mean a IAD  :-)
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2008, 11:09:45 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Did you just call her fat?  :tongue:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2008, 11:20:20 AM »
Quote from: TheSarge on March 25, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Did you just call her fat?  :tongue:

*snort* lol.... :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2008, 02:02:49 PM »
Quote from: TheSarge on March 25, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Did you just call her fat?  :tongue:

Not me.  I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2008, 07:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 25, 2008, 02:02:49 PM
Quote from: TheSarge on March 25, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Did you just call her fat?  :tongue:

Not me.  I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.

Have u seen my latest twinkle twinkles?  :naughty:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2008, 08:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 25, 2008, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 25, 2008, 02:02:49 PM
Quote from: TheSarge on March 25, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Quote from: RedTail on March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

*Red*

You think I have a boy's ass?  :-)

Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL.  :lmao:

It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.

Did you just call her fat?  :tongue:

Not me.  I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.

Have u seen my latest twinkle twinkles?  :naughty:

Why no. I have not, :naughty:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2008, 08:29:26 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on March 24, 2008, 08:41:52 PM
Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED

spoiled little snots these days


yeah, ava is a humorless little thing, isnt she?  :-)
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2008, 08:32:17 PM »
Girls who seek older man do this to get more attention. She is an attention whore.
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