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Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:18:20 PM »
Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....

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first of all let me apologize to any teenage boy who may actually be a civilized human being. unfortunately a majority of your peers are not. x(

so last night I didn't get home from spring break at the beach until later in the evening, so after unpacking i had to make a late night run to walmart(yes the *evil walmart*.. chastise me for that later please) for easter basket supplies for my little sisters. i get what i need, leave the store, and pull out. i am then passed but a pickup truck full of teenage boys and two of them proceed to stick their asses out the window and "moon" me. i pulled away and attempted to not vomit while they "mooned" several other vehicles.

now i am stuck with this question. what, pray tell, is so funny and hilarious about showing people your ass?

and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:
rednecks and idiots like that are why i really really can't wait to go to college and get away from here. :mad:

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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 12:55:36 PM »
How are the teenaged boys mooning any different from lil Ava posting?
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 01:45:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 24, 2008, 12:55:36 PM
How are the teenaged boys mooning any different from lil Ava posting?

 :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 01:52:13 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 24, 2008, 12:18:20 PM
Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....

More like lesbian in training ...

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Ava  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
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I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 01:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on March 24, 2008, 01:52:13 PM
Quote from: BadCat on March 24, 2008, 12:18:20 PM
Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....

More like lesbian in training ...

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Ava  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
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I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.

Nah.... I was an ugly duckling of a kid, so the disdain for teenage boys could be mutual . They don't get her, she doesn't get them...

But Ava may find out the hard way that they don't grow up in college. They just grow smart.  And in some cases, calloused AND smart.

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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 01:58:34 PM »
Maybe lil Ava doesn't do the teenaged dating thing because teenaged boys are repelled by her being lower-jawed impaired.

Lil Ava could use a chin job; people without chins look dishonest.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 01:59:33 PM »
I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old"  :whatever:
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 02:00:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 24, 2008, 01:58:34 PM
Maybe lil Ava doesn't do the teenaged dating thing because teenaged boys are repelled by her being lower-jawed impaired.

Lil Ava could use a chin job; people without chins look dishonest.

This was actually my initial thought...that she got mooned because she IS butt-ugly and that was their way of telling her  :rotf:

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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 02:03:18 PM »
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old"  :whatever:

Well, Older people tend to do that to some young people early, thereby giving that person a sense of entitlement. . .

BTDT... has the t-shirt.

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 02:06:17 PM »
Quote from: TKayOh on March 24, 2008, 02:03:18 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old"  :whatever:

Well, Older people tend to do that to some young people early, thereby giving that person a sense of entitlement. . .

BTDT... has the t-shirt.

*TKay*

Right! I never did look at it that way, like they were being given a sense of entitlement, but you're right on the mark.

What is BTDT?
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 02:20:09 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 24, 2008, 02:12:46 PM
Been There Done That.

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 02:53:46 PM »
I don't think that only teenage boys moon people.  A bunch of my girlfriends went out about a month ago (these are all women about my age who have children the same age).  I couldn't go or didn't want to go, I can't remember.  Anyway, several of the women got all goofy and mooned the people as they passed them in the car.  One of them was the PTA president last year.  :whatever:  Now I would have been highly irritated  :innocent: as I have before by some of my friends antics but it isn't just teenagers who act like asses (pun intended  :-)). 


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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 02:58:51 PM »
Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .

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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 03:05:56 PM »
So she's got little sisters? Oh my. More little communists running around with powerpoints.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 03:55:52 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 24, 2008, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: BEG on March 24, 2008, 02:53:46 PM
I don't think that only teenage boys moon people.  A bunch of my girlfriends went out about a month ago (these are all women about my age who have children the same age).  I couldn't go or didn't want to go, I can't remember.  Anyway, several of the women got all goofy and mooned the people as they passed them in the car.  One of them was the PTA president last year.  :whatever:  Now I would have been highly irritated  :innocent: as I have before by some of my friends antics but it isn't just teenagers who act like asses (pun intended  :-)). 




Personally, I would not be at all offended if a woman mooned me, I would probably enjoy it. Well, unless she has a big fat ass.

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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 04:06:12 PM »
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:

Ah...because there isn't an ugly bull-Dyke hard up enough to share her turkey baster with you?
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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 04:07:18 PM »
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:

Ah...because there isn't an ugly bull-Dyke hard up enough to share her turkey baster with you?

Can't she buy one of her own?
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 04:14:20 PM »
*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2008, 05:20:55 PM »
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Ava  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
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I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.

 :lmao:  Yeah, little ugly-inside-and-out, I'm sure you not dating is ALLLLLL your idea.
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 24, 2008, 04:14:20 PM
*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.

Not going to happen with that mother of hers around.   :mental:
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 05:56:43 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on March 24, 2008, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 24, 2008, 04:14:20 PM
*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.

Not going to happen with that mother of hers around.   :mental:
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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 08:38:44 PM »
Ava is just pissed because her ass won't fit through her car window.... :rotf:
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« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 08:41:52 PM »
Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED

spoiled little snots these days
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Re: Ava sees "boy" ass. Wants older man.
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 08:46:07 PM »
You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
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« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 09:11:58 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 24, 2008, 08:46:07 PM
You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
I ran with a rougher crowd than you.  We didnt' have a cheerleader, our "defroster" was a guy we called "Squid" with a bic lighter and a huge bong....
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