WWII aircraft story:
Captain Svenson of the Swedish RAF flew in 1944. He was interviewed on BBC, after a courageous air battle over France. He shot down 4 German planes and received the Flying Cross medal.
The BBC interviewer said; "Please explain this air battle."
Svenson said; "We were bombing a train load of German artillery, when there were Fockers above us, Fockers to the left, Fockers to the right; these Fockers were everywhere!"
The interviewer quickly added that; "For the audience, you are referring to the famous German Focke-Wulf airplane."
Svenson replied; No, these Fockers were Messerschmidts!"
The Brits took back his medal! No sense of humour.