Overheard at a convenience store

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KJohnson (33 posts)

Overheard at a convenience store
> I can't believe that turd is running for president again.

< Well, sometimes you just have to flush twice.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219625234

New DUmmie trying to score points...

[SVPete]

Rando strangers meeting at 7 Eleven tell DU-grade Hate-Trump "jokes"? KJohnson is an LPC Noob, but I don't think that implausible will get much DUmp Cred.

[ADsOutburst]

Sounds fake. It seems like the first line is deliberately written to set up the punch line.

[Old n Grumpy]

Overheard at a convenience store
> I can't believe that turd is running for president again.

< Well, sometimes you just have to flush twice.

Once for slo joe and a second time for mammy kammie.

[BannedFromDU]

     I would love to know where these people live, wherein everyone in public is always, always discussing politics every second of the day? I am not familiar with such areas. Where I live, people go about their business and generally ignore each other, and when they do manage a word or two, or have some reason to interact, politics is never mentioned. I mean, that's where I live, anyway. Seems like where every liberal lives, there's always a political discussion raging, everywhere you go.

     

[Old n Grumpy]

     I would love to know where these people live, wherein everyone in public is always, always discussing politics every second of the day? I am not familiar with such areas. Where I live, people go about their business and generally ignore each other, and when they do manage a word or two, or have some reason to interact, politics is never mentioned. I mean, that's where I live, anyway. Seems like where every liberal lives, there's always a political discussion raging, everywhere you go.

   

You don’t encounter any of these people because it’s all happening in their befuddled minds. Personally I would never want to look inside 

[BannedFromDU]

You don’t encounter any of these people because it’s all happening in their befuddled minds. Personally I would never want to look inside 

     Every DUmmy imagines they're, like, Ben Franklin, and every time they go outside there's a town square surrounded by cobblestone streets where on every corner there's some asshole rattling on about tariffs or some such, and every conversation has something to do with government and governance. In every shop window you can see some asshole in his shirtsleeves printing a pamphlet denouncing this or that, and with every step they take there's some idiot stopping them to ask about some King or some crap. Every single DUmmy thinks their life is like the first 5 minutes of a movie set in 1775.