From the Babylon Bee:
Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband
A local woman reveled in her secret exercise of freedom today and breathed a sigh of relief after voting for Donald Trump in the privacy of her voting booth away from the watchful eye of her creepy feminist husband.
The woman, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid drawing the ire of her stay-at-home husband, said she felt a sense of pride and duty as she cast her vote for Trump, something her husband would never approve of if he knew.
"I just have to follow my conscience, even if it goes against my husband," she said. "He tries to pressure me to vote a certain way… but I'm in favor of lower taxes, cheaper groceries, a stronger economy, secure borders, and peace around the world. No amount of pouting and weak sobbing from my soy-boy husband is going to change that. Make America great again, baby."
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-breathes-sigh-of-relief-after-voting-for-trump-in-the-privacy-of-her-voting-booth-away-from-the-watchful-eye-of-creepy-feminist-husband .