Exhausted Journalist Finally Gets To Bed After Long Day Of Copying And Pasting Democrat Talking Pointshttps://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-journalist-finally-gets-to-bed-after-long-day-of-copy-and-pasting-democrat-talking-points/Journalist Andrew Thompson fell into his bed, bedraggled and completely spent, after upholding his sacred duty of telling the American people exactly what his Democrat Party messaging strategists directed him to say.
"These are some long, tiring days," Thompson said to himself as he breathed a sigh of relief and settled into a comfortable sleeping position. "It's not easy protecting democracy every day, but somebody's got to do it. It's all the copying and pasting that gets me. ‘Control-C, Control-V.' My fingertips are killing me. At least I can rest in the knowledge that I did my job well."
Thompson had received his marching orders earlier in the day from Democratic campaign operatives ...
I'm sure it's been tough after years of touting the wonderfulness of Joe Biden and suddenly having to totally shift to rewriting and covering up for Kamala Harris.
It Bee true ...
