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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2015, 10:03:39 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 19, 2015, 09:42:38 PM
That's a debatable issue; I've found it more so, based upon my first-hand and up-close experiences with primitives, that they more just assume if someone's moderate or conservative, they're just stupid, period--I've agreed with primitives on a few things, and a fat lot of good that ever did me, because even though I agreed with them, franksolich was still considered stupid.

I don't know where the primitives are trying to come from, judging people's intelligence; it's sort of like a cat evaluating a watermelon.

Kind of a 'chicken or the egg' deal, the net effect is the same either way.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2015, 06:34:02 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 19, 2015, 03:31:08 PM
Intelligence or commonsense ???????????? give me commonsense any day.

Ditto.  I've often said that common sense is the least common commodity in the world.

The only member of the DUmp who seems to display any common sense is Skinner.  Why?  He's got a vehicle to take the 'lunch money' of the primitives on a recurring basis, and they willingly give it to him, over and over.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2015, 07:05:05 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 19, 2015, 10:03:39 PM
Kind of a 'chicken or the egg' deal, the net effect is the same either way.

Thanks, sir, because that's what I'd been hoping to say myself.

But the brain-cells weren't connecting at the moment.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2015, 12:11:46 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 19, 2015, 05:25:02 PM
     I don't think there is anything more pathetic than an adult talking to another adult about their respective levels of intelligence. MENSA is not a legitimate organization; it's an organized cry for help. Absolute belief in one's opinions and convictions to the exclusion of any other opinion or belief is not a sign of intelligence; it's a measure of the scale of a particular sort of asshole.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2015, 12:20:36 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 19, 2015, 05:25:02 PM
     I don't think there is anything more pathetic than an adult talking to another adult about their respective levels of intelligence. MENSA is not a legitimate organization; it's an organized cry for help. Absolute belief in one's opinions and convictions to the exclusion of any other opinion or belief is not a sign of intelligence; it's a measure of the scale of a particular sort of asshole.

And here's the proof.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2015, 12:24:49 PM »
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10. Well, mine's 130 and I figure most of my fellow DUers are a lot smarter than I am.

So I'm guessing the average is 140.


When asked for an estimate of the median, genius DUmmie replies with average, aka mean.


It just goes to show that libs and DUmmies are not all that smart but have genius at manipulation and deviousness...other less evolved forms of intelligence..
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2015, 02:08:22 PM »
A little time ago a polling company was asking about the smartest inventions.

They got lots of very good answers. The telephone, computers, airplanes, Televisions, and so on. Well they got a hold of a DUchebag that said he had an IQ of 160 and that the smartest invention in all of history was the Coleman Cooler. Surprised at this answer, the pollster asked why. The self proclaimed super intelligent DUchebag replied "Well it keeps cold things cold AND it keeps hot thing hot." The pollster said "Yes it does but why is that so smart?" The self proclaimed genius of the DUmp snidely replied back "How do it know?"
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2015, 02:12:09 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 20, 2015, 02:08:22 PM
A little time ago a polling company was asking about the smartest inventions.

They got lots of very good answers. The telephone, computers, airplanes, Televisions, and so on. Well they got a hold of a DUchebag that said he had an IQ of 160 and that the smartest invention in all of history was the Coleman Cooler. Surprised at this answer, the pollster asked why. The self proclaimed super intelligent DUchebag replied "Well it keeps cold things cold AND it keeps hot thing hot." The pollster said "Yes it does but why is that so smart?" The self proclaimed genius of the DUmp snidely replied back "How do it know?"

Don't tell them that.
The next thing you know the DUmmies will want to put hot coffee and frozen popsicles in their thermoses...at the same time !
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2015, 02:35:21 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 20, 2015, 02:12:09 PM
Don't tell them that.
The next thing you know the DUmmies will want to put hot coffee and frozen popsicles in their thermoses...at the same time !

My reaction to their attempt, and the subsequent wailing and gnashing of teeth, is below:

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2015, 06:57:18 PM »
In that clip it dawned on me that Plugs is a dead ringer for a bald Michael Scott from The Office.

The smile, the intelligence, he's got it all.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2015, 09:19:53 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on September 20, 2015, 12:11:46 PM
Can I steal this quote?


Be my guest to claim it as your own. I'll make more. ^5
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss DUmp Intelligence
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2015, 09:46:48 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 21, 2015, 09:19:53 PM

Be my guest to claim it as your own. I'll make more. ^5

The rule is, borrow 6 times with attribution, then it's up for grabs.
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