Congratulations to all the primitives who ranked twentieth up through eleventh in the voting this year for the top DUmmies of 2012!
Many of them alas were of top ten caliber, but because they didn’t try hard enough, they aren’t worthy of individual awards, only one single collective one they have to share.
One wishes them all better luck next year, because it’s in them to do better.
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#14:
w8liftinglady, a middle-aged primitive who works in a hospital in, vaguely, the Dallas-Fort Worth area of Texas; she’s famous for her moonbat letters to the editors of newspapers.
She’s also very generous, w8liftinglady, opening her wallet many times in the past to donate stars for penniless fellow primitives so that they too may enjoy the higher status a star gives one on Skins’s island. Those of us with moles on democraticunderground are especially appreciative of her benevolence.
#14:
TheMagistrate, an old guy who works on computers for an insurance company and who collects model airplanes; he lives in a suburb of Chicago and is notorious for what
seems his gracious manner, all this “sirâ€ing and “madamâ€ing, but what’s actually contempt.
TheMagistrate is married to the SheWhoMustBeObeyed primitive also of Skins’s island, and what a lusty life they must lead, she the sadistic
dominatrix and he the submissive dominated. One’s sure the books of the late Marquis de Sade occupy their library.
#14:
the bullies, which one takes to mean those primitives on the oblate spheroid’s “iggy list.â€
#14:
Skinner, EarlG, and Elad, the owners and operators of democraticunderground, my fellow alum Skins and Lord Marblehead EarlG working out of the posh luxurious executive offices near Washington, D.C., and the elusive enigmatic Elad off his kitchen table in a small cramped apartment in urban Oregon.
One can’t say too much about Skins; my fellow alum’s admirable in how he manages to rake in dough from primitives while at the same time not giving a whit about themselves or their concerns. On the other hand, one can’t say too little, especially regarding his cerebral qualities, about Lord Marblehead.
As for the elusive enigmatic Elad, well, one doesn’t know enough to write even half a paragraph.
All three were #16 top DUmmies in 2011, and Skinner alone was #15 top DUmmie in 2005.
#14:
1StrongBlackMan, an artful constructor of bouncies on Skins’s island, all of them better-than-average, and most especially higher quality bouncies than the “average†bouncies told in 2012.
“walking through the lobby of my jobâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,77767.0“going out to dinner with Mrs. 1StrongBlackManâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81561.0“overheard at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airportâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,74543.0“while at the car repair shopâ€
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#13:
HopeHoops, who was recently mausoleumed on Skins’s island, was notorious for his misogyny which actually strangely endeared him to the ugliest of the primitive
femmes, who were dismayed and heartbroken when Skins drove him out.
His wife came to his defense:
…..My husband will often say before leaving to do grocery shopping, “Do you girls need ***** pads?†It isn't an issue…..
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81347.0#13:
cali, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, dear cali, a perennial favorite in the DUmpster every year, but so rarely acknowledged. She was #09 Top DUmmie in 2011, #13 Top DUmmie in 2009, and #13 Top DUmmie in 2008.
One’s however hard-pressed to find how she stood out this year, 2012, and so perhaps she won simply because she’s an endearing old favorite among all primitive-watchers.
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#12:
TheMastersNemesis, who was best described thusly last March:
Based on TheMasturbatingNumbskulls self-reported stats, he is a 68-year-old veteran living somewhere near Denver. He is fond of writing 100-200 word missives whining about this and that, and I have been impressed by the sheer idiocy and consistency of this new player on the field. Could this be a re-branded DUmmy? Anyway, I took about 50 of the moron's posts and made a Wordle so you can see what tends to be on his mind. Sure enough, the DUmbass is obsessed with the GOP. He also mentions women quite a lot, but 0bama almost never. That's a good Dem for you: more concerned with what they hate than what they like.
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#11:
Sarah Ibarruri, she of the “Republican†“boyfriend†bouncies of the preceding year, not this year. She was absent from Skins’s island much of this year, only recently having returned. She’d been #06 Top DUmmie in 2011, although there were many who thought she’d earned top spot; also the winner of the “golden bong†award for the best bouncies, in 2011.
franksolich still bears a grudge against this primitive, who promised in 2004 that she’d leave this country if George Bush were re-elected. Well, George Bush was re-elected and served out his second four years, and now we’re on to another president who might serve out his second four years…..and Sarah’s still here.
#11:
Proud2BLibKansan, with an impressive past record of being #12 Top DUmmie of 2011, #01 Top DUmmie of 2010, #19 Top DUmmie of 2009, #03 Top DUmmie of 2008, and #02 Top DUmmie of 2007; it seems only the sparkling old dude has garnered more honors than her.
The
Die alte Sau did little if anything at all to attract attention during 2012, and so one reasonably assumes many voted for her out of sentiment than accomplishment.
#11:
11bravo, this year’s “war hero†of Skins’s island, somewhat in the manner and style of the now-gone-away lying tits primitive, TomInTib.
He’s an up-and-comer; watch for him in 2013. The lying tits primitive was pretty good, but maybe this one could exceed even lyin’ Tom.
#11:
Horse With no Name, also known as the unappellated eohippus, Ms. Ed, and the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, given her rabid enthusiasm for abortion; she actually goes into a wild frenzied orgasm over it. She was #07 Top DUmmie in 2011, #12 Top DUmmie in 2009, #05 Top DUmmie in 2007, and #13 Top DUmmie in 2006.
The slattern Ms. Ed, the chief dick inspector of Skins’s island (more than 10,000 in her entire career, remember), was a disappointment this year, especially in her absence of bouncies, but one’s still left wondering how someone so poor she can afford a ham bone only once a year, can spend $35,000 on home renovation.
