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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 07, 2019, 06:13:07 PM

Title: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: franksolich on February 07, 2019, 06:13:07 PM
It's admirable, awesome, how the guy manages to squeeze the primitives, and more power to him.

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Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: Muddling 2 on February 07, 2019, 06:22:11 PM
I'm surprised he doesn't sell them $1/each or 3 for $5.  The "customers" would be going nuts.
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: franksolich on February 07, 2019, 06:27:45 PM
I'm surprised he doesn't sell them $1/each or 3 for $5.  The "customers" would be going nuts.

For you or me, sir, Skins might offer a discount for quantity.

But these are primitives here, who know little or nothing about finance and economics, and so if the primitives are willing to pay the full price, so be it.
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: SVPete on February 07, 2019, 06:46:44 PM
Fundraising? The Mrs. hasn't gotten a gig yet with one of the myriad 2020 D candidates for President?
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 07, 2019, 06:49:09 PM
It must be this time of year.
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: dutch508 on February 07, 2019, 09:18:04 PM
Fundraising? The Mrs. hasn't gotten a gig yet with one of the myriad 2020 D candidates for President?

Still waiting for Hillary to make her move...
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 07, 2019, 09:30:38 PM
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Get -- and give -- as many hearts as you like!
 :heart: Hearts are $1 each

5 for $5.00 or get the bargain pack 10 for $15.00  :lmao:

He could probably do better with hate symbols. They could send them to their favorite rethug. :lmao: :loser:

Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 07, 2019, 09:36:40 PM
For you or me, sir, Skins might offer a discount for quantity.

But these are primitives here, who know little or nothing about finance and economics, and so if the primitives are willing to pay the full price, so be it.

I noticed he knows how stupid his followers are that they need EXAMPLES of what "$1 each" means. 

As you note, smart people give and look for discounts.  That way you encourage people to spend more $.  In this case it is insane NOT to give volume breaks as they cost NOTHING to manufacture and the supply is UNLIMITED.

This is what happens to your brain on socialism, folks.
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 07, 2019, 09:42:51 PM
A tip from Uncle Ralphie.  It is pretty easy for a good mole/troll to grovel for hearts.  And a donor star for that matter.  Some creativity and the gullible nature of DUmmies is easily exploitable.  Just don't come out and ask for them.  That becomes too blatant. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: tuolumnejim on February 08, 2019, 09:29:36 AM
A tip from Uncle Ralphie.  It is pretty easy for a good mole/troll to grovel for hearts. And a donor star for that matter.  Some creativity and the gullible nature of DUmmies is easily exploitable.  Just don't come out and ask for them.  That becomes too blatant. :cheersmate:
Thats how I received mine.  :-)
Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: USA4ME on February 08, 2019, 10:46:22 AM
That he has to explain to them that $1 x 5 = $5, $1 x 10 = $10, $1 x 20 = $20, etc... is all you really need to know about the primitives.

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Title: Re: Skins is up to his old tricks again
Post by: SVPete on February 08, 2019, 10:56:10 AM
A tip from Uncle Ralphie.  It is pretty easy for a good mole/troll to grovel for hearts.  And a donor star for that matter.  Some creativity and the gullible nature of DUmmies is easily exploitable.  Just don't come out and ask for them.  That becomes too blatant. :cheersmate:

Thats how I received mine.  :-)

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