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Offline Chris_

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #100 on: March 22, 2012, 07:33:16 PM »
Holy ancient thread, Batman.

Yeah, the message table is still broke.  That's not really me posting.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #101 on: March 22, 2012, 07:38:22 PM »
it says i voted for myself.

now, why would I do that?
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2012, 07:42:54 PM »
That's not really me posting.

Oh.

I thought it was.

Sorry.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2012, 07:55:16 PM »
I'm still butt-hurt I didn't make the list.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2012, 09:24:42 PM »
“Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious.”

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2012, 09:43:20 PM »
Wow. Holy necro thread posting Batman.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2012, 10:01:15 PM »
Wow. Holy necro thread posting Batman.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #107 on: March 23, 2012, 12:08:45 PM »
What, no women on this list???!!!!!!

You are all SEXIST PIGS!!!

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #108 on: March 23, 2012, 12:22:32 PM »
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #109 on: March 23, 2012, 01:51:45 PM »
What, no women on this list???!!!!!!

You are all SEXIST PIGS!!!

/DUmode

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I think the term you're looking for is "assholes."

Which pretty much fills-up the nomination list leaving no room for the skirts.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2012, 05:54:54 PM »
Maybe we should have a new poll. There are many names not on that would qualify for the title.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #111 on: March 24, 2012, 07:02:47 AM »
Maybe we should have a new poll. There are many names not on that would qualify for the title.

Reb was whining over on Facebook about not having been nominated. I thought he might become the CC Mascot, affectionately named "Asshole." He's a perfect fit for the gig.  :rotf:   :lmao:   :fuelfire:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #112 on: March 24, 2012, 11:31:16 AM »
Nominations were closed a long while ago, Euphless.....
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #114 on: March 24, 2012, 12:22:18 PM »
Start a new thread in the fight club....  :fuelfire:

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #115 on: March 24, 2012, 09:54:21 PM »
Nominations were closed a long while ago, Euphless.....

Bitchslapped for reading beyond what I wrote, ya dolt.   :tongue: :fuelfire: 

Then again, it might be time for a new poll for CC Mascot.....
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #116 on: March 25, 2012, 10:33:57 PM »
We were thinking the same thing, lurker--of course, if we went over to SCC, I'd win that one in a walk.


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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #117 on: March 25, 2012, 10:40:00 PM »
There are way too many people missing!!!
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2012, 11:20:18 PM »
it says i voted for myself.

now, why would I do that?

Wouldn't everyone vote for you?

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #119 on: May 24, 2012, 11:24:26 PM »
Dutch, but he's extremely good at it, and usually makes me laugh when he is. :-)

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #120 on: May 24, 2012, 11:24:39 PM »
Just lurking, for now.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #121 on: May 24, 2012, 11:26:15 PM »
:zap:

For spamming.

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #122 on: May 25, 2012, 01:48:52 AM »
I'm a bit miffed that I'm not on that list.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #123 on: May 25, 2012, 08:38:40 AM »
Is Sparky on there?






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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #124 on: May 25, 2012, 10:38:55 AM »
That list is ancient.  What was the point of dredging it up again?  Might as well make a new list.   :whistling: