The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.

[thundley4]

EarlG ADMIN  (1000+ posts)             Wed Aug-19-09 11:59 AM
Original message
Conservatives Give Their Top 10 Reasons For...   
   

 
...not donating to Democratic Underground.
*followed by pictures with snarky captions*

Skin's Island is sinkin in an ocean of red.

Is this the thrid plea for money?

[Karin]

That was the unfunniest thing I ever saw.  Leave it to a libtard to attempt the lamest of humor. 

[Happy Fun Ball]

We might consider donating...maybe...if you stop stifling independent thought by banning anything that even remotely looks like a conservative.

[DumbAss Tanker]

The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?

[thundley4]

But aren't many of the moles, donors ?   

[DumbAss Tanker]

But aren't many of the moles, donors ?   

Oh, undoubtedly.

[franksolich]

Skin's Island is sinkin in an ocean of red.

Is this the thrid plea for money?

Yes, and that's highly unusual.

In the past, usually it took only one bonfire from my fellow alum Skins to get it going, and burning, until the goal was achieved.

I suspect what's going on is that primitives are being tight, giving the minimum of $5, instead of more like they used to.  And 345 (the last number I recall seeing) x $5 isn't but peanut shells.

[franksolich]

By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.

[Chris_]

Over half of the people who responded also donated....HMMMMMM!

[thundley4]

By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.

Thanks Frank.  I don't spend much time on the Island, and many of the primitives look alike. I only remembered that Earl was one of the big guys.

[franksolich]

Thanks Frank.  I don't spend much time on the Island, and many of the primitives look alike. I only remembered that Earl was one of the big guys.

It happens.

[Duchess]

By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.

Oh yes, historical Britons who smugly condescended to tell us all about ourselves, based on their own preconceived stereotyped notions. The British are famous (infamous?) for going to foreign lands and criticising the natives for not being British. Makes you wonder why they don't just stay in their island paradise. (Actually, I know the answer to that one-they want the "foreign savages'" money, or labor, or land, or technological savvy.)

[LC EFA]

The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?

The left are quite proficient at doing exactly that.

Unfortunately for them not all people are quite so nihilistic.

[Chris]

That was the unfunniest thing I ever saw.  Leave it to a libtard to attempt the lamest of humor. 

Judging by the suck factor of the captions, EarlG must be the one that also writes the Top Ten Conservative list, or whatever its called.

Awful.  Truly awful.

[DixieBelle]

He shouldn't quit his day job. Especially if the fund raisers keep limping along

[GOBUCKS]

The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?

Sounds like a donation to a mosque.