After reading this fabricate steaming pile of BS, I was going to fabricate my own far-fetched made-up story. While I was thinking about what to say, I was surprised to hear a tapping on my window. My computer desk is next to the window. I looked over and saw a squirrel sitting on the window ledge. It kind of surprised me, but then he motioned for me to open the window which surprised me even more. Despite my surprised, I opened the window, and the squirrel said, “that dizzy bitch is lying!”
Apparently, he had been sitting on the window ledge reading the screen along with me. I told him that I know that she is lying because that is what her and her ilk do but that I was curious as to how HE knows that she’s lying. I guess I should have asked how he was able to talk, but maybe I was still too surprised for it to dawn on me that I was talking to a squirrel. Anyway, he explained that he and all of the “cute” animals pay very close attention to children because they are more apt to lose food or freely give food to the animals.
Before I could reply, he made a loud sound and the next thing I knew there were all kinds of animals ganged up around the window. Birds, other squirrels, raccoons, opossums, all sorts of animals. When they all settled down, the original squirrel asked the animal menagerie if children liked or disliked Trump. The entire bunch was emphatic about how much every single child that they’ve encountered liked Trump. Before I could thank them and talk to them any longer a darn game warden jumped out of the bushes and scared them all away.
