So, I went to the grocery store and I was shocked. I tell you shocked! As soon as I walked in, there was a dozen dancing transvestites wearing Maga hats, and holding sign saying make America great again by American and they were handing our pamphlets with all the junk that you shouldn’t buy froms China as I went down the aisles. They were stuck to the roof with everything you could possibly need or want. I was heartbroken that the shelves weren’t empty and the cupboard wasn’t bare
I was hoping to come and report to all my Democrat friends that Trump had just ruined America as there was nothing left to buy, and I guess since they want people to pay their student loans and they’re taking away some of the EBT benefits people will be too broke to shop anyway.
In the next few weeks, people will be dying of starvation. You’ll see bodies stacked up all over the place all the elderly and the infirm who couldn’t go without food drugs the recreational type and medications will be the first to go.
So with sorrow in my heart, I bud you all adiu and in my dying breath I will cast all those mega voters who made this possible The only survivors will be the millionaires and billionaires like Bernie and AOC and Nancy, and all the other leaders of our party who really don’t give a shit about us.
