Updated List:
Author Extraordinaire of science fiction novels
EMT - bossy boss
Peace activist
World traveler
Election fraud expert
Milk and it's effects from Radiation Exposure expert
Expert on the Mexican educational system.
Combat medic.
Expert on US and World History
Strategist
Simulation gaming expert
Survivalist
Early Childhood Development
Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth
Hardened, steely-eyed combat vet
Philanthropy, in particular providing pizza to Democrat voters in important elections
Disaster preparedness consultant
Climatologist with specialization in catastrophic catastrophes
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Lead programmer for MSWord spelling and grammar checking algorithms
Intelligence Analyst
Community Organizer, Riot Division
Nuclear Physicist
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Platinum Medallion level Frequent Googler
Expert Script Reader
Expert Trend Spotter
Tipping Point Detector
Rubicon Crosser
Weapons Expert
Toy Soldier Player
International Finance Expert
Expert Economist
Peak Oil Forecaster
Queen of Comical Malaprops (she will google that word)
Nuclear Power Plant Expert
Emergency Triage Expert
Epidemiologist
Hollywood Talent Scout